me going to bed tonight

i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?

Calling cumming "finishing" is fine and all but like...we are not finished though. The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you. Sit back down.

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

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NYMPHIA WIND // rpdr s16 finale runway

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Team Nymphia! Vote Yellow!

L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife

Fighting for my life trying to find a phone or tablet with a headphone jack. Fighting for my life trying to find a laptop with a cd rom. Fighting for my life trying to get more than one usb port or, god forbid, an hdmi. Fighting for my life trying to find any electronics that haven't been streamlined into flimsy chastity belts with the structural integrity of a sopping sheet of paper which require me to buy 3 extra devices (each with their own separate charging requirements) all because some silicon valley jackass somewhere decided holes were a bad thing.

post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.

Trying to fit into small mirrors as a tall person is my personal hell

New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat