Minho: Is Jisung awake yet? Chan: Oh no, it's still nap time, but he'll be awake soon Minho: And where's Felix? Chan: I said it's still nap time

Changbin: Ya know what they say- Everything is bigger in Texas Hyunjin: *staring down at him* That’s how I know you’re not from there Changbin: Changbin: Listen here-

Jisung: I think we're missing something Felix: Teamwork? Seungmin: Cohesion? Jeongin: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Hyunjin: Meditation keeps the mind at peace. It protects your head from everything external Jeongin: *throws a shoe at him* Hyunjin: What the fuck ??? Jeongin: Except external sources of pain apparently

Jisung: Can’t spell families without 'LIES'

Changbin: Why bacon called bacon and cookie called cookie, when you cook bacon and bake cookie? Minho: Get out of my room!

Chan: Jeongin, are you serious? Seungmin: I like to operate under the assumption that nothing Jeongin says is serious

Jisung: I am straight-up depressed but Minho’s been doing his best to cheer me up. He gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up Changbin: Ew, it's like you're dating your teacher Jisung: I know, it's so hot

Hyunjin: My heart is beating so fast right now Felix: *blushing* Oh, really? W-Why? Hyunjin: There's a cockroach near your foot

Felix: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only Hyunjin: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Jeongin: They don't ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes

Changbin: I hate when people give me directions and say "you can't miss it" Changbin: Buddy, you have no idea what I'm capable of

Felix: I found out today that Jisung is getting released from prison early Seungmin: Oh, for good behavior? Felix: Nah, overcrowding

Changbin: Don’t preach to me about romance, Jeongin. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon

Chan: If you cant say something nice about him just say the opposite of whatever you're thinking Minho: Ugh fine Minho: Uh- Hyunjin is.....a friend Chan: See its not that hard to say something oh and you're vomiting

Hyunjin: Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy

Seungmin: *to Jisung and Jeongin* I can’t trust either of you to do simple stuff like show up to study! OR NOT EAT POSION!!