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#well this is nice #pronouns #good feelings #thanks for the positivity #life is ok #love yourself and love other people

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Asra: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Nadi?

Nadia: ...no.

Julian: I do!

Asra: I know, Julian.

Julian: I'm sad

Asra: I know, Julian.

#their relationship in a nutshell #good good content #the arcana #the arcana game

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There is a cure

A Cure for Wellness (2016)

#i have been meaning to watch this #a cure for wellness

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Morning commute

#i don't always reblog tumblr radars #but when i do #it's because they're dreamy and atmospheric #almost makes me miss the train

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im lov e the Devorak sibs……………

#I fucking love them #devorak siblings #the arcana #the arcana game #julian devorak #portia devorak

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Now this is the Lucio route I want to see!

If there was a Lucio route…

It is extremely amusing to me when you consider that certain events in the game happen regardless of the route such as the trial scene. The scene in particular that gets me though…is when you lose your body at the masquerade. FUCKING PICTURE THIS… YOU HAVE BEEN DATING A GODDAMN GOAT MAN FOR WEEKS AND BY THIS POINT HE MAY ACTUALLY LIKE YOU…PERHAPS EVEN LOVE YOU. BUT WAIT, HE FINALLY GOT HIS BODY BACK…BUT YOU’RE A GODDAMN FORCE GHOST NOW…NO POON. NOT ONLY DID HE TAKE YOUR BODY BUT HE’S STUCK IN A DEVIL DEAL WHERE THEY DONT WANT THE APPRENTICE AND CO. TO SUCCEED. IF HE WANTS TO SAVE THE ONLY PERSON HE HAS LOVED…IF HE WANTS HELP GETTING YOU BACK…HE HAS TO FUCKING CRAWL BACK TO ASRA AND EVERYONE HE’S EVER HURT, AND FUCKING BEG FOR THEIR HELP. It would be the shittiest cringiest worst thing to ever happen and I would legit pay 5 dollars or whatever the fuck to see it.

#hear hear!#the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana lucio #lucio route #count lucio #NO POON #A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH

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If his cooking is anything like his medicine, he should probably not be allowed to run free in a kitchen.

He might get ideas.

Y'all are sleeping on the real question here:

Can julian cook?

#the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana julian #julian devorak

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Headcanon for the Arcana main six when they’re sick because I have a cold and I feel shitty and writing something dumb will make me feel better.

Asra -

Rarely gets sick, so it’s always a surprise to him when he does.

He already naps like six times a day so how could you even tell.

Like, is he drinking more tea because his throat hurts or because he's just in one of his lapsang moods??

Low-key ignores that he’s feeling shitty and doesn’t say anything to anyone until you mention having to leave the house or do something productive and he’s like, “Yeah, we should........” and then starts CRYING SUDDENLY

And he doesn’t even know what’s wrong he just feels terrible and he’s shivery and his joints hurt and... :’(

He’s so relieved when you cancel your plans and make the executive decision that everyone should stay home and rest.

After that he’s low-maintenance but very clingy and just wants to cuddle on the couch and watch cartoons read books all day.

Nadia -

Handles being sick like she handles everything else... gracefully.

A countess does not catch a cold, my darling.

Sick? No, dear, she’s simply... Thinking. With her eyes closed.

Denies it until she really starts to feel horrible and then politely retreats to her bedroom to save face more than anything.

Is very selective about who she lets take care of her but definitely sends out for the finest and best cold treatments money can buy.

Apologizes for “looking a mess” after you enter, even though her hair is still perfect and her nose just is a little red.

Probably still tries to run the country from bed bc honestly

Refuses your help for the most part but thanks you from the bottom of her heart for being so sweet as to offer.

Eyes the shelves full of neti pots... but will never be that desperate sorry Julian

Julian -

Refuses to rest when he’s starting to get sick, if anything doubles down on working too hard because HA HA he’s not going to let some puny cold get in his way!

And then oh look he’s running a bad fever and you have to haul his stupid, delirious ass off to bed while he continues to weakly insist that he’s fine.

Definitely whines about the dramatic irony of it all.

When he’s finally too sick to get out of bed, the regret kicks in.

Tries to refuse your help at first because no no please he can feed himself you don’t need to worry on his account.

But he secretly obviously feels extremely guilty that you have to take care of him and worries that you’ll get sick too and then it will be all his fault for being so [insert self-deprecating adjective].

But after some insistent nagging (”JULIAN GET BACK TO BED”) and maybe a reminder that you love him more than you’re afraid of a cold, he finally gives in and lets you take care of him.

And then he is a good quiet bb

Just lets you feed him soup and pet his hair and is absurdly appreciative that someone would be nice to him in his lowest hour

Portia -

Much like Julian, tries to power through her cold because she has work to do and momma didn’t raise no punk.

But once someone tells her to take a sick day she’s actually really good at taking care of herself because she knows that her health is important!

You go to make sure she’s okay and she’s already curled up in bed with Pepi and a cheesy romance and/or detective novel just chillin’ through her cold.

But I bet she also knows all of these weird home remedies like layering wet socks on your feet for a fever or drinking baking soda water to beat out her cold. (Thanks Mazelinka)

It’s hard to tell if they work but hey, if it helps her feel better, you guess it’s fine??

Also she has the immune system of a large and powerful horse so she’s better before you know it.

Muriel -

"Are you okay? You look pale.” “................. I’m fine.”

Two days later you find him passed out in the woods or something

Trying to drag him to a bed is a Monumental Effort so it might be easier to just leave him on the floor and bring the pillows and blankets to him.

He doesn’t talk much when he’s healthy and so is DEAD SILENT when he’s sick.

But he seems like the type to mumble deliriously at the height of his fever about his parents or his deep deep guilt or something.

It’s actually really worrying for a minute when he doesn’t even have the strength to fend you off when you’re trying to take care of him.

But it’s ok, this mountain man sleeps for like two straight days and then gets up REALLY HUNGRY but otherwise like nothing happened.

You know he’d be so good at taking care of the few people in his friend circle, though... Would never leave their side... Murieeel my booooy

Lucio -

Well there was that one time he caught the plague.

Which didn’t go poorly for anyone, so. He’s probably really cool with it.

I’M KIDDING Lucio is a fucking menace.

People die when he gets a cold.

Your kink better be babying people because that’s the only thing that will stop his incessant, childish whining.

Just... the yelling.

The constant yelling.

Honestly the best you can do is load him up with NyQuil, lock him in his room, and hope that he wears himself out before he decides to give his cold to every other human in the palace out of bitter resentment for people who Aren’t Suffering.

BONUS ROUND

Goatboi Ghost Lucio -

He would be pretty funny with a cold, though, right

Trying to haunt your ass and then, like, sneezing

Honestly this level of sitcom idiocy is exactly what I want

Faust -

Can’t get sick because magic snake but could you imagine her with a little thermometer in her mouth tho... ;w;

#thank you for indulging me #leave me asks if you pity me #the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana life #the arcana julian #the arcana nadia #the arcana asra #the arcana muriel #the arcana lucio #the arcana portia #nadia satrinava #julian devorak #asra #count lucio #portia devorak #muriel

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How do u feel abt everyone just saying they want that goat dick

Unsurprised

#the mods of this game are so good #bless them #the arcana

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IT WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME

How'd you get the plague in the first place

Ate something I shouldn’t have. - Julian

#screams #the arcana #the arcana game #julian devorak #the arcana julian

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(SPOILERS for Nadia’s Upright ending)

Friend: I like that Nadia’s track is the only one that even has marriage as... a possible thing...

Me: Right? Like, Nadia’s all classy and proposes to you...

Friend: But the other two tracks are about just trying to establish whether or not you’re even in an actual relationship? Are you guys a couple, or what? Asra like, “Yeah, I brought you back to life, buuut... What’s dating, let’s cuddle?”

Me: Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if at the end of Julian’s track he tries to propose to you but accidentally gets punted into the ocean or something before he can finish.

#julian devorak #asra #nadia satrinava #the arcana #the arcana game #the arcana julian #the arcana asra #the arcana nadia #bless this mess #what's dating let's cuddle #honestly this is just his luck #spoilers

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