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twylatwyl · 2 years
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Jungwoo: What happens if i press the accelerator and the break at the same time?
Mark: The car takes a screenshot.
Johnny: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Ten: What are you doing?
Hendery: A sandwich
Ten: why the fuck are you doing a sandwich?
Hendery: no I’m making one you dumbass
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Yangyang: You can say "have a nice day" and that’s considered polite, but you can’t say "enjoy the next twenty-four hours" without sounding extremely threatening.
Jaehyun: Why are you in my room?
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Yangyang: you people always underestimate my independence! If I wanted to I could be a productive adult on my own!
Ten: you have peanut butter on your face
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Yuta: Can we talk? One WinWin stan to another.
Taeil:... I don’t see why not
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Mark: just got punched in the face for being named Mark
Jaemin: that's gonna...
Jaemin: that's gonna leave a...
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Kun: Why did you guys get arrested?
Ten: I don't know we didn't do anything wrong.
Xiaojun: We got pulled over, and the cops said 'papers', Ten deadass said scissors and drove off.
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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yangyang: this is my brother, hendery. he's adopted
xiaojun: but we're all adopted-
yangyang: he is extra adopted.
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Lucas: we are sophisticated adults okay?
Lucas: just last week I purchased a vegetable
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Kun: Did you turn on WWE for Bella?
Lucas: She needs to learn to protect us.
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Jisung: Hey, sorry I'm late, I overslept.
Renjun: It's 4:30pm, what time did you go to sleep?
Jisung: 2pm.
Renjun:
Renjun: The meeting was at 1.
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Chenle: Look at you. You’re adorable. My best friend forever is more talented than anyone on this planet. The sun shines brighter when you smile. The moon looks dimmer next to your eyes. The skies are clearer when you laugh. I love my best friend
Jisung, 11 years old: H-hi my name is Jisung
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Doyoung: I want you to kill Taeyong but make it look like an accident.
Yuta: Say no more.
[later]
Police: It looks like the killer beat him with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by his feet.
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Ten: Kun, it's near me again!
Hendery: I have a name.
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Johnny: I am dad inside
Johnny: wait no I meant “dead”!
Johnny:
Johnny: No I didn’t
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twylatwyl · 3 years
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Kidnapper: I got Haechan
Doyoung: oh fu- wait, hold on a minute *muffled voices in the background* they got Haechan
Ten: oh finally we get to have some peace around here. Mark, you can stop hiding under the table now
Mark: geez my knees almost went numb
Doyoung, voice back in the line: thank you SO MUCH, you're our hero. Just be careful or else you might end up loosing your mind. Don't talk to him for over 5 minutes and don't let him starve, he is even worse when hungry. Bye
Kidnapper: wait- *phone beep*
Haechan, who was the kidnapper all the time: these mother fuckers
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