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Deuce: You had one job.
Ace: Yeah, well, you had the same job.
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Trey, looking at a selfie of Lilia: This picture makes me uncomfortable.
Lilia: Why? I'm so cute in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
Trey: You're not smiling kindly. You look like you're up to something.
Lilia: Up to kindness.
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Lilia: *places a new recipe of his in front of Malleus, Silver, and Sebek*
Sebek: *nervously* What is this wonderful food?
*"food" gets knocked off table by outside force*
Malleus and Silver: *under their breath* Oh, thank goodness.
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*Idia during Glorious Masquerade Book 2*
Idia: I need Azul here. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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Lilia: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Epel: Is that what you do?
Lilia: Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can demolish them.
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Jack: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Ace: Deuce, how tall are you?
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Ruggie in Kalim's Labwear Vignette:
Ruggie: Wait, what? The party's been called off? KALIM, I BOUGHT TUPPERWARE!!!
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Spectral Soiree:
Malleus: Happy Second Halloween!
The Hallowenders: That doesn’t exist.
Lilia: Not with that attitude.
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Crowley: Idia, your robot brother keeps hacking our security system and threatening to blow up everyone and everything that inconveniences him!
Idia: Not to worry. He has a permit.
*Idia hands Crowley permit*
Crowley: This just says "Ortho can do what he wants."
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Malleus' Dorm Uniform Part 3:
The Other Dorm Leaders: Malleus, you can't just use teleportation magic on people without consent!
Malleus: I consented.
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Ace: What are you doing?
Jamil: *standing on a chair* I'm vice housewarden of this dorm, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.
Ace:
Ace: Where's the spider?
Jamil: It's under the table. Please get it for me, please.
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Epel: Am I in trouble?
Vil: Take a guess.
Epel: No?
Vil: Take another guess.
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Ortho: I'll blast it with my technomantic beam!
Epel: Ortho, our friends are in that building.
Ortho: Can I at least go semi-lethal?
Epel and Ace: NO!
Ortho: You never let me shine.
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Jamil to Scarabia when he had to leave NRC during Glorious Masquerade:
Jamil: I left everyone instructions for while I'm gone.
Kalim: Mine just says "Kalim, no."
Jamil: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Riddle: *marches into room* Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order!?
Ace:
Ace: What does that even mean?
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[Someone knocks on the door to the Board Game Club Room]
Azul: Do you want to get that?
Idia: And interact with people? No thanks.
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Jamil: Let's say you haven't eaten for days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich: What do you do?
Leona: I have Ruggie make me a sandwich.
Jamil: Ok yes. But Ruggie's not here.
Kalim: Where's Ruggie?
Jamil: It's not important where he is! He's gone, he left the island!
Kalim: He left the island?! Why? Is he okay?
Jamil: Yes, he's fine!
Leona: Well if he's fine, I don't see why he couldn't make me a sandwich.
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