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twoheadedoddity · 1 day
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I need. To draw tears of the kingdom fanart. I just finished the game (a year late but sue me) and im. So full of feelings.
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twoheadedoddity · 4 days
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Hey, sorry, I had to kill your girlfriend. Yeah, she sold me as a sacrificial lamb to the security force that was threatening her family after I killed their leader's son on her orders, but then she was double-crossed after betraying me herself. Yeah, I represented the resurgence of the gods who had abandoned her years ago and she feared that my presence would become a threat to her power someday. Yeah, she realized her fatal mistake after it was too late to change, so she arranged her burnt and mutilated body into the form of the Black Sacrament and prayed for me to take her life as penance in order to restore the balance she had upset. Yeah, she gave me the Blade of Woe so that I could see it through. It looks like her own pride led to her downfall, but I'm sure she'll find redemption in the void. Sorry :/
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twoheadedoddity · 6 days
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Happy one year to Totk!! Here’s my fav Ghibli couple!
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twoheadedoddity · 6 days
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even though i dont really speak in a canadian accent i feel like i always ALWAYS read in one especially if im reading in my head
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twoheadedoddity · 8 days
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Van Helsing in movie adaptations: Dracula's nemesis
Van Helsing in the book: Dracula's real estate lawyer's wife's girlfriend's fiancé's boyfriend's university professor
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twoheadedoddity · 9 days
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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart
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twoheadedoddity · 10 days
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tshirt that says I SURVIVED. JUST IN GENERAL
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twoheadedoddity · 11 days
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shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer
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twoheadedoddity · 13 days
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twoheadedoddity · 13 days
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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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twoheadedoddity · 16 days
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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER
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twoheadedoddity · 17 days
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here's a little watercolor sketch that I liked a lot
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twoheadedoddity · 19 days
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rule number one of making lore accurate TES OCs is to do whatever the fuck you want
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twoheadedoddity · 20 days
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an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen
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twoheadedoddity · 20 days
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I relate to this so much! I too occasionally find myself wondering what the original reactions of classic stories were like.
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twoheadedoddity · 20 days
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what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to
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