work just sucks ass today

im so fucling bored

gn girls

i feel like we as a society should talk about asparagus more

im doing like extra bad lately lolllll

"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself

i loved hanging out with you on the dashboard tonight. Let's do it again tomorrow. it's a date

after reading agggtm for work can i just say. why is this more popular than truly devious

just dump me already omg

Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long

body horror meets fashion (dresses made by me)

If lesbians are so predatory where are they and why aren't they in my DMS.

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

tummy hurts

have to read some ya books for work since im gonna be taking over that department and so far they dont suck entirely

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory