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turesti · 17 days
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Bridgerton Season 3:
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turesti · 3 months
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Here’s hoping the next ACOTAR book is just Nesta reviving the dusk court and creating a new home for the Valkyries (and reviving pegasuses)
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turesti · 3 months
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turesti · 3 months
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Also not trying to speak this into existence or anything, but with Cassian’s divided loyalties in that bonus scenes while Az stayed by her side and showed genuine care for Nesta….
Could you imagine if SJM decided to do another fake out for endgame couples in ACOTAR again???
AGAIN- not trying to speak into existence, but can you imagine???
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turesti · 3 months
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Just finished HOFAS & my only thought is:
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turesti · 9 months
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The Bryce, Nesta, Azriel bonus chapter better be about them going out and dancing or I swear to god
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turesti · 10 months
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Alright whom do I have to pay for Nessian Swan Princess AU content, because I can picture this scene with Cassian, Nesta, and Az so well
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turesti · 11 months
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Your friendly reminder to not spend money on gacha.
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turesti · 11 months
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forget fast fashion in 2023 the only viral trend i wanna see is workers unionizing
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turesti · 11 months
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Little-known downsides of immortality:
Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it’s irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost
Realising you’ve thought of the perfect comeback to someone who’s been dead for three hundred years
Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct
Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played
Getting a song from the 13th Century stuck in your head and being unable to get it out because you don’t remember how it ends and you’re the only person on Earth who knows it
Having that perfect pun you’ve been waiting forever for a chance to use stop working due to linguistic drift
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turesti · 1 year
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if i were a vampire i would do many things. but getting interviewed is not one of them
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turesti · 1 year
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my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow
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turesti · 1 year
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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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Sodom and g'morning
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turesti · 1 year
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I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames
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