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tsscat · 29 minutes
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I know that Peter’s Jackson Lord of the Rings trilogy technically has flaws but also….it doesn’t. It’s perfect.
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tsscat · 1 hour
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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tsscat · 1 hour
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Does anyone have that video of the Gaylor interrupting a gay couple to show them a song that’s like “I wanna have straiiight seeeex…at the gay pride parade…his balls are like a compass I love his ball sweaaaat his balls are like a chandelieeeerrrr”
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tsscat · 3 hours
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tsscat · 3 hours
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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape
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tsscat · 3 hours
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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
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tsscat · 3 hours
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y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up
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tsscat · 3 hours
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the fact that this is real
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tsscat · 3 hours
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No fucking way LMFAO
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tsscat · 17 hours
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the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible
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tsscat · 19 hours
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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”
Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,
which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.
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tsscat · 23 hours
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tsscat · 24 hours
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I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are
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