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guysss that nurse in the fortnight video has got to be karlie like i'm dyinggg... that person is tall and slender and the body proportions look just like her omg
#That definitely Karlie elizabeth kloss#kaylor#karlie kloss#gaylor swift#karlie what you want#taylor karlie#gaylor#koincidences#gaylorswift#karlie
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Hey does anyone recall the exact date when Karlie was listening to that song Brutus by The Buttress, you know the song that has "Or am I just wishing I could be like you? That the people would see me, too, as a poet and not just the muse" as lyrics, I know it was before Taylor announced TTPD but I just can't remember if it happened in January or if it happened in December or November of last year 🙈
i’ve been thinking about this constantly but it’s taking me time to find a post i reblogged about it.
anybody have it?
#oh yes#kaylor#karlie kloss#gaylor swift#karlie what you want#taylor karlie#gaylor#koincidences#karlie#Poet
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i am out of the kaylor business but this make laugh so hard I need to share it. Please read the last paragraph 🤪
https://x.com/theswiftsociety/status/1781831493704167845?s=46&t=2ev06Wd6H_nV8CotiJFNXg
i love how this all coy for the last paragraph and then the post script smacks you across the head 🤣
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“Buried down deep And out of your reach The secret we all vowed To keep it from you in sweetness” - Robin
“I also was falling in love with someone who had a really wonderful normal balanced grounded life. And we decided together that we wanted our relationship to be private.” - Miss Americana doc
Rolling stone Article with Paul McCartney
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IYKYK 🥺
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"The Alchemy" = Karlie's POV of how she's going to take Taylor from Travis?
"I haven't come around in so long
But I'm making a comeback to where I belong"
Karlie showing up at the Eras Tour! Taylor didn't spend long enough with either of the beards for "so long" to make any sense as being about them. How do you make a comeback when you're barely a thing to begin with? Karlie's comeback was headline news though.
"So when I touch down
Call the amateurs and cut 'em from the team
Ditch the clowns, get the crown"
Her football fan baby ("fly like a jet stream") is touching down and coming to sweep away the understudies, users, narcissists and clowns. King of my Heart coming to reclaim her crown! We can only hope 🙏
"Cause the sign on your heart says it's still reserved for me"
Taylor can rewrite history all she wants, but Tratty was never a thing and no-one with a brain can buy the idea that he was the love of her life ten years ago, while Kissgate was happening right in front of him. Peak Kaylor era. When we all saw with our own eyes how she looked at Karlie! But, no, it was Matty all along! Sure, Jan.
Meanwhile, even the "anyone but Karlie" Gaylors who hate her can't deny Taylor has been writing songs about Karlie for a decade now. Even they think she's not over her. So who "still" has Taylor's heart and could make a comeback? Mmhmm.
"I circled you on a map"
Flashback to Taylor highlighting Kaylor-related towns on the weather map in the Lavender Haze music video. Uh-huh.
"Who are we to fight the alchemy?"
Alchemy is the process of turning things into gold. Are we really going to sit here and pretend this isn't Ms Gold Rush, Ms "it's like your eyes are liquor, it's like your body is gold"? Are we really going to pretend Karlie hasn't been gold coded since the beginning? But no! This is about Travis! Totally! Does your blindfold fit snugly enough, babe, or do you want me to tighten it some more for you? 🙄
"Hey, what if I told you we're cool
That child's play back in school
Is forgiven under my rule?"
The child's play is the bearding. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. It's getting so old to never grow up. Karlie is saying it all means nothing.
"These blokes warm the benches
We've been on a winning streak"
Her British beards have just been keeping Karlie's seat warm. While she and Taylor have privately been on a winning streak.
(Seriously, the construction of this song makes no sense if you believe it's about Travis. How could she have been "on a winning streak" with him, while "these blokes" were present-tense warming the benches? Or are we supposed to believe they're just waiting on the sidelines for Taylor to get back with one of them? Even though things are so great with 🚜 and she's said multiple times she doesn't want that? So . . . how is any of this working, exactly? What benches are they warming? Are we SURE the "we" is Travis? Hmm?)
"He jokes it's heroin but this time with an e"
People are so distracted by this "dig at Matty" they can't see what's right in front of their faces. Heroin with an e = heroine. As in, the female hero of a story. The joke is that the one to "save" Taylor won't be any of these jokers dressing up as kings. It's a woman. A HEROINE. Not a hero.
And then we get a football metaphor everyone will assume is about Travis, even though Karlie's love of football is well-documented. Do we really think Travis cares more about the beard he's made his meal ticket than he does about winning a trophy? Yeah, right. The days of wasted celebration with no Taylor in sight really give that impression. The thirst traps he was liking on Instagram while "dating" Taylor really show he only has eyes for her. Totally.
Meanwhile we have a million songs where Taylor tells us all her obviously-Karlie lover ever wanted was her.
I can't see The Alchemy any other way than as a Karlie comeback song. Bring it home, Karlie! We're all rooting for you! Go! Fight! Win! 🏆
Wow, Anon! I love this take! Lots of food for thought.
#oh my gosh#kaylor#karlie kloss#gaylor swift#karlie what you want#taylor karlie#koincidences#The alchemy is about Karlie
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May 5th - Karlie posts about using a turkey baster
May 14th - Taylor posts a pic with buns in the oven “when you’re proud of your buns so you post them on the internet”
October 12 - Karlie posts a tray with 5 cookies
November 17th - posts a baby bump video
Why didn’t she tag Josh in the video?
The congratulations are mostly vague “you’re going to make a great mama” “ so happy for you guys” type posts, very few even mention his name.
Could she be over 6 months along? The bump is small but she is a giraffe soooo....
#cinnamoroll#kaylor#karlie kloss#gaylor swift#karlie what you want#taylor karlie#gaylor#koincidences#karlie#gaylorswift
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the nurse though… hear me out 😂
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Oh, hey. Remember when Karlie posted this photo for seemingly no reason back in January?
With these emojis placed just so?
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Imgonnagetyouback is the growing seed of the Kaylor reunion narrative we’ve been guessing how she’s going to “reintroduce” KK back in her life to the general public.
It’s the “we were in love in our 20’s, we moved on, but she’s the love of my life and we’ll be together again.”
I’m of course still of the belief they’ve been together this whole time (perhaps a few bumps along the way as any long term relationship can have, much more with their dazzling, crazy lives).
They know the general public could possibly, more easily accept/digest an underdog, comeback story than oh, we’ve duped you all these years.
I’m here for all this chaotic double album! So much to still unpack. 👏
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RED ALERT that is an ace of SPADES on her head.
@spade-riddles
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I'm dead...this is my soul typing☠️
the big sur sweatshirt, the signet pinky ring(kaylor ring) , the lap sitting 😀
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#oh my gosh#big sur#kaylor#karlie kloss#gaylor swift#karlie what you want#taylor karlie#koincidences
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Does she love her ?
Does she hate her ?
Does she wanna be her ?
Does she wanna be with her ?
ALL OF THE ABOVE
It’s a twin flame situation
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Taylor writing Down Bad, a song with a metaphorical alien abduction plot-line where the alien probes her but like in a very sexy way that Taylor is tremendously down bad for and then assigning a twin reference to said alien when there is more than three years worth of 'twin reference = Karlie' discourse in her fandom might just be one of the funniest things that Taylor has ever done in her entire life 🙈
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🎃 Imagine this. You are on the balcony of an ice castle. Pushing and pushing against the railing, slowly trudging toward a horizon that never seems to get any closer. Smashing against the frozen structure that is so solid it feels like glass, so solid it feels like it will never break. The time draws near, springtime sunshine causing small drips and fractures. You strike a match and blow the smoke toward the structure that shelters and protects you. Suddenly, you hear a crack, a crunch, a whoosh. There is a sudden give beneath you, and you tumble through the broken, melting hole in your palace. You have FINALLY smashed through the ice castle! It was so slow, and then suddenly so all of a sudden! You'd thought it would take much longer to arrive in this moment! However, in this suddenness you find yourself still somehow underprepared, kicking yourself for the time you squandered by wallowing in the seeming endlessness of your predicament. All this time spent inching toward a finish line. No time at all spent readying for an end. Shit. In midair, you scramble for a parachute. You will reach the ground either way, whether you float like a feather or freefall like a meteor. But after all this time, you decide you'd like to land softly, rather than crash in a tangle of broken limbs and fiery shock. Dear reader, I'm sure this tale has raised a question...? Why would someone you believe to have wings need a parachute? 🎃
Here is 🎃 earlier message today.
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