truenoodle
The True Noodle
I do what I want around here. Certified old person.
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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
#Toft finally confessed.[3][37] Following her miscarriage and while her cervix permitted access#an accomplice had inserted into her womb the claws and body of a cat#and the head of a rabbit#<- from wikipedia#girl what#🥴🥴🥴🥴
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No longer do I care if I can achieve the 40-hour week. In fact, my dream, quite literally, is to one day become an ambition-less ant, my sleep-cycle in shambles, my life-force being sucked away, and my belly full of chocolate.
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There are more Types of Guy on heaven & earth than can be dreamt of in your philosophy
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”Well how are YOU going to vote?!” I’m not a US citizen 🤍 hope this helps 🤍
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I think the turbolift is stuck…
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it’s kinda working actually
maybe i should just get myself a little overpriced Treat
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maybe i should just get myself a little overpriced Treat
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oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged
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feeling intense envy for those who are more successful than me today
#yesterday had a condo meeting and it seemed like everyone there was like Oh this is just my investment property :) i spend most of my time#in my house in [wealthy neighbourhood] or in the south of France :)#there was a woman there (owns a condo but doesnt live there) who said that hiring a cleaning person was one of the best purchases shes ever#made and that people should consider doing that because its just Such a life saver 🙄#i know comparison is the thief of joy#should be grateful for what i have because frankly i am doing quite well#etc etc etc#HOWEVER#i feel a deep and burning envy which i cannot shake#i wish i were smarter wealthier had better discipline had a fancy shiny title and status and respect#i KNOW i shouldnt but i am sitting on the ground (being on tumblr) and having a tantrum about it (posting this)
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maybe if I make myself so busy I can’t think the existential dread will go away
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oh gilbert baker pride flag 8 stripes including sex and magic we’re really in it now
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