vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

Even if ur not a "salmon fanatic" u must admit theyre a cool fish

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

Spring in my heart 🌷

Well I’ll beast

annoying bisexuals, insane bisexuals, evil bisexuals….love u all

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

something sad but also kind of sweet ive noticed about human trait mirroring (i.e. seeing someone regularly preform a physical or verbal action and adapting it as your own) is that even years after a person has stopped being in my life theyve still left pieces of themself within me. i still smile and wave like my childhood best friend did. i still pull my shirts up to cover my face when im embarrassed because my favorite college roommate did that. ive learned how to be a human being through all those around me, and those after me will likely learn the same way too.

Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off

"I can fix him" I can trap him inside a crystal

yeah hes just some random dude but hes MY random dude. and he’s bisexual

this bitch said “,okay,”

y'all ready to be shook?