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Padme: *heavily pregnant, walking down the stairs*
Anakin: *waving his arms in the air* Keep going, down here Padme, watch out everyone!
Padme: I’m a pregnant woman not a starship coming in for landing.
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Image description: it's three separate drawings of Darth Vader and Princess Leia. They're in the iconic scene where Vader tells Luke he's his father but Leia is in Luke's place. Vader says "Bail Organa never told you what happened to your father." And Leia responds with "Dad told me enough" and opens her fist to reveal she's holding sand. End of description.
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Mace Windu: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?
Anakin: What did you do?
Mace Windu: I didn't do anything-
Obi-Wan as Rako Hardeen, freshly broken out of prison: Hello!
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A list of things you need to know about Beru Whitesun Lars, the cutest character in the GFFA:
her childhood dream was to open a bakery or cafe
she enjoyed making blue milk cheese
people enjoyed eating her blue milk cheese
people enjoyed eating her blue milk cheese so much that she came to believe she was born to make blue milk cheese
served her world’s best blue milk cheese to anakin and padmé when they visited
liked to invent new meals
liked to harvest the mushrooms that grew on the moisture vaporators #tatooinecottagecore
rescued her husband after he was kidnapped by a bounty hunter with exactly 1 rifle and nothing else
carried luke + rifle around in a baby sling
raised Luke like her own child and supported him in just about anything he wanted to do
always had blue cheese available for Luke
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Anakin: I have a plan.
Obi-Wan: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?
Anakin: I said I had a plan, not a miracle.
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Happy Holidays from the Holiday Boar
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I'm blamed for every little disaster, which is unfair because I only caused most of them.
Anakin Skywalker
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Anakin: It would be nice to change the world.
Obi-Wan: For the better?
Anakin: ...
Obi-Wan: Answer me
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Chapter Titles I Have Actually Used in the Book I Wrote
Eeva Somehow Gets Herself Into More Trouble
I Tried and Failed, but It's the Thought That Counts, Right?
Simone Has the Audacity to Make Me Go To a Ball
Stop Making the Bad Guys So Darn Cute
Cape Swooshing and Head Bashing
Crossing my Fingers We Don't Get Kicked Out
Complete Mayhem in the Dragon Store
They Crashed My Party. Rude!
Squashed in a Box
She Never Told Me How Far We Were Swimming
I Hope No One Calls the Police on Us
Adventures in Space Babysitting
How to Be a Failure 101
Maybe We Can Nope Out of This Situation
Practice Makes More Pain, Not Perfect
Sunglasses Man is SO Screwed
Scarlett Does Something Incredibly Stupid
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anakin: goodnight children!
luke and leia: goodnight dad!
anakin: goodnight monster who lives under the bed that eats children who misbehave!
ahsoka, under the bed, through a walkie talkie: goodnight!
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Obi-Wan: I hope you’re not going to do anything stupid.
Anakin: I hope you’re not hoping too hard.
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Anakin: Am I in hell?
Mace Windu: No, Skywalker. If you were in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.
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Obi-Wan: I'm at a loss for words!
*later*
Anakin: Despite being at a loss for words, he continued to yell at me for twenty minutes.
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Bounty Hunter: I've kidnapped you because I crave the deadliest of games...
Anakin Skywalker, nodding: Knife monopoly.
Bounty Hunter:
Bounty Hunter: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm really interested in whatever knife monopoly is.
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Obi-Wan, doing a crossword puzzle: I need a six-letter word for disappointment.
Ahsoka: Anakin.
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Ahsoka: What are you, five?
Anakin: Yeah, five heads taller than you
Ahsoka:
Anakin:
Ahsoka:
Anakin: Please don't kill me
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chadwickboseman It is with immeasurable grief that we confirm the passing of Chadwick Boseman. 
Chadwick was diagnosed with stage III colon cancer in 2016, and battled with it these last 4 years as it progressed to stage IV. 
⁣A true fighter, Chadwick persevered through it all, and brought you many of the films you have come to love so much. From Marshall to Da 5 Bloods, August Wilson’s Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom and several more, all were filmed during and between countless surgeries and chemotherapy. ⁣⁣
It was the honor of his career to bring King T’Challa to life in Black Panther. ⁣He died in his home, with his wife and family by his side. ⁣
The family thanks you for your love and prayers, and asks that you continue to respect their privacy during this difficult time. ⁣⁣
Photo Credit: @samjonespictures
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