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transceratops · 7 months
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a muppet L5Y: cathy is the human character, jamie is kermit.
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transceratops · 1 year
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i don’t go here anymore but i can’t wait to have bottom surgery in less than 5 weeks!!!
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transceratops · 2 years
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transceratops · 2 years
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We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.
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transceratops · 2 years
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“Loves to be outside but eats grass until she pukes. Now she can’t leave the porch”
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transceratops · 2 years
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buying stuff for my cats is so funny bc 40% of the reviews for any given item are like “my cats hated this but i think it’s nice and they’re just assholes, 5 stars”
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transceratops · 2 years
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sorry I've been posting like shit lately I got picked up by a large bird and have only been able to get on tumblr when we fly near a cell tower. oh great it's heading back towards the mountai
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transceratops · 2 years
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transceratops · 2 years
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Meta Plückebaum (German ,1876-1945)
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transceratops · 2 years
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we should all be hairy and ugly and have a ton of gay sex and then die amen
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!!!! sheep teapot 😭
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transceratops · 2 years
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DAZED, MAR 2022 | #PUSSYVERSE EXHIB. HOLLY SILIUS x KOBE WAGSTAFF // “PHANTOM FEEL”
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transceratops · 2 years
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PINGAT JET BEADED BUTTERFLY EVENING CAPE
1890’s
Maison Emile Pingat A. Walles & Cie
Cream satin with chiffon shoulder drape beneath two layers of stiffened black net decorated as butterfly wings with silver sequins and faceted jet beads, the high neck having a large beaded wire butterfly at back.
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