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tragedy-for-sale · 7 days
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padawan obi-wan is so precious to me😇
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Too sweet, too sweet for me
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tragedy-for-sale · 8 days
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Luminara: *Meditating with Mace Windu*
Obi-Wan: *Throwing up in the bathroom*
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For the palette challenge - Fox in 'my wife left me'?
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Fox engaging in behaviour befitting a Marshall Commander
The Shit Poopoo Palette Gauntlet
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tragedy-for-sale · 9 days
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Good soldiers follow orders
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IT IS DONE,
IT
IS
DONE
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From a personal AU where the entire Domino squad survives Rishi moon and goes on to join the 501st.
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Yeah, sure, we could be sad about the deaths of so many of their friends and family, we could be sad that Yoda's only company is a ghost who is reminding him of all the dead grandbabies that are no longer with them OR-- I could absolutely lose my shit at how annoying Obi-Wan is EVEN AS A GHOST. LOOK AT HIM HE HAS CLEARLY BEEN BOTHERING YODA FOR AWHILE NOW "YOU'RE STILL HERE?" YODA ASKS WHILE OBI-WAN IS DELIBERATELY LOUNGING AGAINST YODA'S TABLE WITH THE MOST INSUFFERABLE GRIN ON HIS FACE AND THEN FOLLOWS YODA AROUND ON HIS MENTAL HEALTH WALK BOTHERING HIM WITH MEMORIES OF WHEN HE WAS A YOUNGLING AND YODA MADE PASTRIES WHILE BANT HELPED WITH THE FILLING IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE AND HILARIOUS (BECAUSE OBI-WAN IS THE FUNNIEST GHOST IN THIS GALAXY) WE'RE NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT HOW BANT IS DEAD AND NO MORE JEDI BABIES WILL GET TO HELP YODA MAKE DUMPLING FILLING
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pre-mission holo calls take priority — always!!
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tragedy-for-sale · 10 days
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my (and my friends) emotional support plushie pile...
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tragedy-for-sale · 11 days
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Maybe the most devastating element of the prequels
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tragedy-for-sale · 11 days
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You know what? Fuck that.
Marshal Commander Fox is entirely unhinged. Batshit crazy. He hides it extremely well under a rock solid mask of professionalism but the second he is out of sight he will be doing something illegal.
If questioned Fox will simply say “Government property can’t break the law” or It’s not murder if I’m not a person”
He commits treason daily and has definitely murdered people.
He faked Fives’ death and regrets it because he and Dogma are too chaotic together. He fakes so many deaths. He got his grubby little hands on an entire squad of commandos somehow.
This headcanon is the ‘prove me wrong’ kind of canon compliant and I will not take criticism.
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tragedy-for-sale · 12 days
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Padawan Tano  🙌
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I just think I deserve, nay, am owed a Quinlan/Obi-Wan political/arranged marriage fic. The universe is holding out on me.
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Headcanon: sometimes Jedi talk directly to the Force and they’re just …talking. Out loud. Sometimes in a skyward direction. Sometimes elsewhere. Just clearly not at anyone else around. And not like polite or prayerfully or anything. Like “where is it? where - oh, there it is, thank you!”, “are you karking serious?”, “So what do you think?”, “is this a good idea? My master said it was, but I wanted to check with you”, “You couldn’t have told me this earlier?”, “Suuure we’ll go into the creepy cave just because you said it’s fine, not like we have massively different understandings of what fine means”, “Hey, could you pass me that? …Thanks”, “Meddle I will not, if meddle you do not”, etc.
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Alliance comic cover (in my own art style)
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The Only Important Rule To Remember:
When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
Bye-bye Benny! You brought the drama, you brought the chaos! I want to give a big shout-out to the passionate and lovely Kylo Ren fans who campaigned so hard for their boy. You got him to bronze, and with how divisive Ben/Kylo is as a character, that's really impressive.
Now... without further ado...
This.
Is.
It.
It all comes down to a simple decision. A choice between two men, both of whom gave their lives to bring down The Empire.
Will the winner be Obi-Wan Kenobi?
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Or will it be Cassian Andor?
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Cast your votes for the last time to decide, once and for all... who is the hottest Star Wars man of all time?
...oh, but remember, this is all just for fun! So don't take it too seriously ;)
Happy voting, and may the hottest man win!
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tragedy-for-sale · 14 days
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Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.
Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.
There is no scanning process, your work doesn't actually resemble AI writing, it's all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don't let it get to you.
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