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yoongi: so how was everyone's day?
namjoon: I spent a whole 15 minutes searching for my phone in the car today
yoongi: did you find it?
namjoon: I used it as flashlight
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[preparing dinner]
Namjoon: *making mashed potatoes* I feel like you don’t trust my cooking
Yoongi: *also making mashed potatoes* don’t be silly
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Namjoon: Why is your tongue blue?
Hoseok: *Remembers how Namjoon told him specifically not to eat sprinkles straight out of the container with a spoon*
Hoseok: I decided to see what paint tasted like.
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yoongi: see this? This is my "I don't care" face
jungkook: that's just your normal face
yoongi: I know
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Jin: HEY HEY-
Jimin, whispering: Shhhhh. Jungkook’s sleeping.
Jin, whispering: Sorry.
Jimin, whispering: What’s up?
Jin, whispering: There’s a fire.
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Taehyung: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Namjoon: It’s Yoongi’s.
Yoongi: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die.
Jungkook, wiping away a tear: So inspirational.
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Jin: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Yoongi: Why are you asking me?
Jin: Jungkook was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say ‘why has god forsaken me’
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Namjoon: I just want to hear those three little words.
Jimin: I love you.
Namjoon: Try again.
Jimin, grumbling: I will behave.
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Hoseok: Can we go to a haunted house this year?
Yoongi: What’s wrong with the one we live in?
Hoseok: WHAT?
Yoongi: Goodnight, Hoseok.
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jungkook: i'm not cheap
yoongi: you fixed a hole in your pants with duct tape
jungkook: the good duct tape
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Namjoon: Jungkook, can you do me a favor?
Jungkook: I would literally die for you, but go on.
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Jimin, carrying a large cardboard box: What would you say if I came home with four cats?
Namjoon: ...Jimin, what’s in the box?
Jimin:
Namjoon: Tell me what’s in the box.
Jimin:
Jimin: I think you know.
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jimin: the camera's on but it's like... it can't see me
yoongi: well that's your worst nightmare isn't it
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Yoongi: Hey, can you help me with this zipper?
Hoseok: Of course.
Yoongi: ...
Yoongi: UP, Hoseok.
Hoseok: Right, Sorry.
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Jungkook: The word fear is not in my vocabulary!
Namjoon: Maybe not, but it’s in your eyes.
#original: the princess diaries 2#bts#bts fake quotes#bts fake chats#jungkook#jeon jungkook#namjoon#rm#kim namjoon
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jimin: i told yoongi his ears turn red when he lies and now i can tell if he's really lying
hoseok: what? how?
jimin: watch this
jimin: yoongi, do you love us?
yoongi, covering his ears with his hands: no
#original: idk#bts#bts fake quotes#bts fake chats#jimin#park jimin#hosoek#jung hoseok#jhope#yoongi#min yoongi#suga
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Yoongi: Yeah, maybe I don’t get “a healthy amount of sleep,” but can other people do this?
Yoongi: [Stands up and blacks out for a second]
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