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happy 4/13 fuckers
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sick of seeing ppl argue over whether twitblr is yuri or yaoi… its both. they’re genderfluid
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No but seriously imagine it:
You're attending a Tesla shareholder meeting in Las Vegas. Everyone is having a great time as Elon Musk reads tweets from his X profile. He seems to be a little excited. "Ah, Musk, you've done it again," he says after reading his latest "That's what she said" tweet, then announces "I have a surprise for you guys."
All of a sudden, Elon Musk launches into his best Rick Sanchez impression. He rolls out all the hits: "Pickle Rick," "Wubba lubba dub dub," "Shut up, Jerry," "Focus on science," "Love is just a chemical reaction," "Grass...tastes bad." When he starts to say "Sorry, Summer, but--", you hear a slightly better Rick Sanchez impression follow up with "...your opinion means very little to me."
Lights flash everywhere, and Elon Musk and Justin Roiland start performing "Get Schwifty." Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Dan Harmon's defeated sobs echo from the back row. Then, as if things couldn't get any better, Kanye West and Grimes walk onstage and kiss, holding the straight pride flag.
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Anyways now that Tumblr is dying, here's Twitter and Tumblr in superhell
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idk what the fuck i did, but someone should just take away my drawing tablet
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John Egbert
when youre seeing things, in skaia's clouds..
who can you call?
JOHN EGBERT
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have you heard of zoosmell pooplord
try again, smartass
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elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now
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Very Brief Guide to [tumblr], for Reddit refugees
Shit You Must Do Right Fucking Now:
Change your profile picture, blog header, and title to something other than the defaults. Do it right now. You will be mistaken for a bot otherwise, and blocked.
Go into Settings -> Dashboard, scroll down to Preferences, and turn off the options in the picture. This will get rid of most of the algorithmic stuff.
Turn off Tumblr Live. You have to snooze it once every 7 days for some stupid reason. It's hosted through another company and will steal your data if you use it.
Go to your blog settings (under the little person menu) and turn off these two settings:
Turn off infinite scroll (lags the site) and turn on timestamps on posts, in the same menu as Preferences.
Basic Features of the Site:
Reblogs drive the entire site. If you'd upvote something on Reddit, you'd reblog it on Tumblr. You can add text, images, or tags to a reblog, but you're not required to.
The dashboard is the equivalent to your Reddit feed, and contains the posts of all the people you follow, with the newest at the top
You can send an ask to someone, and it'll appear in their askbox for them to answer. You can receive them too, or turn off the settings if you don't want.
Tags aren't actually used for finding stuff (search function is dogshit), but are more for categorizing. People also talk in tags. Because Tumblr is weird, you can't use quotation marks (") or commas in them without fucking it up
You can filter both tags and phrases under Account Settings; doing this will put a filter over a post that contains them, which you'll have to click through to see the post itself. Useful for avoiding hate speech or blocking out annoying stuff
You can make polls in posts. Here's one now.
Likes are useless. They literally do fuck-all except send a notification to the OP.
Stuff Tumblr Does That Other Sites Don't:
Very old posts (I'm talking from like 2012) often circulate on this site. There's no such thing as a post being "too old" to reblog
Blocking is highly encouraged; you can block someone for any reason. Even for just being annoying.
If you and someone else are following each other, you are mutuals. Mutuals are fucking awesome and are treasured like friends. Mutuals are a thing on other sites but Tumblr treats em differently.
You can screenshot someone's tags if you like them and add them to a reblog. This is called "peer review"
Sometimes someone will find a blog and go through it and like/reblog a bunch of posts. This is totally fine and not "creepy" like it is seen as on other sites.
Tumblr jokes often rely on Continuing The Bit and a "yes, and?" attitude. Goncharov is probably the best example of this.
We are fucking infested with bots. They will either have totally blank profiles or be filled with porn. Block and report on sight.
Censorship is pretty lax here. I can say "I want to brutally stab Elon Musk to death and watch him bleed out in front of a crowd" and nobody gives a shit.
General Etiquette:
Don't try to do epic clapbacks here, you'll probably just get laughed at or blocked. If someone is bugging you or spouting bigoted bullshit, block them.
Reblog art!!! Artists often struggle to gain traction on here; reblogging will give them a boost.
Not every reblog needs a comment or tag in it
You can go all out with tagging your stuff to organize it, or you can just leave it all blank. Someone might ask "hey, can you tag these posts as [x]?" and you can decide if you want to do that or not. It's generally polite to oblige, but "no" is still reasonable.
Avoid discourse like the plague. Filter it, block people who start it, scroll past it when you see it. Just don't get involved in it. Ever.
Don't put fandom tags or jokes on someone's posts about serious matters or personal shit
You're responsible for curating your own dashboard; if you complain about constantly seeing stuff you don't like, that's probably on you. Don't be afraid to unfollow.
Follower count doesn't matter much here and you don't have to make yours known if you don't want to.
Reblog, don't repost. Reblogging keeps the credit and doesn't "steal" engagement like Twitter retweets.
If someone likes something a LOT, they might reblog it like 30 times in a row. This is normal
Having a post blow up is actually kinda a bad thing, since it floods your notifications. There's a sort of in-joke about how having a big post is awful and people jokingly try to stop their own posts from blowing up, often in vain.
Tips:
Get XKit Rewritten if you're on desktop, it's a really helpful extension
In the little drop-down menu next to the 'Post now' button you can either save a draft, schedule a post, or add it to your queue. The queue lets you post things in order at a certain interval, which you can change. It's good for spreading stuff out over time.
You can use Shift+R to quickly reblog stuff and Shift+Q to queue!
Filter your notifications under Activity - you can also see some neat graphs
Find each other! If you want your old Reddit communities to stick together, seek out other refugees and follow them.
Have fun on [tumblr], everyone!
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Goncharov: Maybe the real magic was the friends we made along the way
Katya: Our friends are dead, buddy
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hey. Twitblr plz
HERE second time you made me draw Twitblr
(Ill be working on your other request tomorrowww 😇)
Anyways Twitblr
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Ok ok remember how people were making ship art of tumblr and twitter?
Well with twitter turning into x now its the perfect time to draw angst of that. Please that would be so funny. Draw like a breakup because of what twitter turned into, draw twitter dying in tumblr’s arms, pleasee do something!
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i just had the best worst animatic idea
this song but it's tumblr, twitter, and reddit
in which twitter wants to be loved and accepted by tumblr, but after the twitblr falling out years and years ago, tumblr only has eyes for reddit
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Reddit migrants, please keep in mind tumblr loves to eroticize things. There are smut Twitter x Tumblr fanfictions. I just saw an angsty Twitter x Tumblr x Reddit love triangle comic. Be safe out there and just go with it.
Give it a read.
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