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Jack at Rezzoch: I’m not scared of you! None of us are!
Quint: I kind of am.
Jack: Shut up, Quint.
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Quint: Zombies' can be really aggressive so its important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.
Jack and Dirk in the Background: [beeps airhorn at a Zombie] GET FUCKED
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Jack: We played Scrabble last night. It was a nightmare.
Dirk: What? Scrabble’s great!
Jack: Not when you’re playing with Quint. He uses words like ‘sesquipedalian’ and I put ‘dog’.
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June: What are you? Five?
Dirk: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
June:
Dirk:
Dirk: Please don't kill me.
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Quint: I feel like I'm doomed.
Jack: Well, you've lived a good life.
Quint: I'm only 14!
Jack: I said good, not long. 
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Jack: How are we gonna get in?
Dirk: Don't worry, i've got the keys.
Dirk: [smashes window]
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Dirk: Idiot!
Dirk: *Kisses Quint*
Quint: We need to pick new pet names for each other.
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June, tearing up: My cramps are so awful. I hate mother nature.
Dirk: *rips their shirt*
Dirk: I'll fuck mother nature up!
Dirk: *Throws their trash everywhere*
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Jack: Seriously that's like the most foolish and the most idiotic idea ever!
Quint: ...So we're doing it?
Jack: Absolutely, without a doubt
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Jack, to June, about Zombies: These assholes won't leave me alone!
June: *Glaring at Zombies*
Zombie: *leaves nervously*
Jack: Wow, that glare was amazing, you gotta teach me that.
June: It comes with years of dealing with your bullshit.
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Dirk: “....What the fuck are you dorks doing?”
Quint: “Building a pillow fort.”
Dirk: “Isn’t that a little childish?”
Jack: “Does that mean you don’t want to join us?”
Dirk: “.....”
Jack: “.....”
Quint: “.....”
Dirk: “.....Move over.”
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