I am a "have to have a certain type of water bottle or I won't hydrate" kind of neurodivergent and I am struggling help
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Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:
Top Surgery
Bottom Surgery
Witch Encounters (one per century)
Killed By Greg
Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)
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Level 1: Erotic fanfiction takes an unexpected turn because it spontaneously grew a plot.
Level 2: Erotic fanfiction takes an unexpected turn because you discovered something new about what gives you a boner in the course of writing it.
Level 3: Erotic fanfiction grows a plot because you discovered something new about what gives you a boner, and that something requires a lot of context.
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khoshekh
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Franz Kafka, letter to his father
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Ezra Furman, on Trans Day of Visibility
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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
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"Growing up assigned male and going up assigned female are both miserable traumatic experiences in different ways" and "gender itself is a system of control" are ideas that need to enter mainstream queer analysis.
Idk dude I just think if yr assessment of the situation boils down to "women are oppressed and men are the oppressors" yr always going to have at least a little bit fucked up views about trans women. Yr always going to think that we're like, trying to dodge accountability for being male or something.
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This is not a want this is a need
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King Arapaima
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