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Kaitlin/Nonbinary (xei/xeim & they/them)/23/bi
Insta: lizard_the_kid
Personal twitter: @lizardykid
Art twitter: @lizardthekid
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So, The Magnus Archives was a podcast, huh?
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hiiii yall, might finally be revisiting tumblr now that Twitter seems to be dying... how do you do fellow kids
#kaity kool talk#i remember some of yall by username but im sorry... im awful at maintaining internet friendships#so i probably dont remember a lot about you personally#besides that i like what you post and im in your corner of the internet#so i guess hi#lets vibe together here again
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The “I probably shouldn’t have clowns” Starter Pack
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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
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Since I know none of yall have lost your energy for supporting black people right now, you should check out this blog with over 1000 black-owned online shops.
https://themadmommy.com/black-owned-etsy-shops/
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I dont know if I've mentioned it around here, but just shouting out that I've mostly moved to Twitter, and you can follow me @ lizardthekid ... Although I might need to visit here occasionally to scream to the void about my ex, since he still follows me on Twitter and frequents there more often.
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donkey saying “parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet” implies
the existence of a concept of a hell and damnation in the shrek universe;
the recognition that the earth is one of several spherical bodies which orbit the sun
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Who's got 2 thumbs, and just turned 21?
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FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!
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nonbinary people can be fat! they can be black or brown! they can be amab! they can be feminine!
do not let anyone make you believe nonbinary is only afab thin white androgynous on the masculine side people only!
nonbinary people come in all shapes and sizes!
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I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad
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things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever
change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
move the pictures on your wall
stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
shower with the lights off, without music
buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015
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I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.
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i updated my tumblr app for the first time in months, and ive gotta say, i actually rlly like this deep dark blue, and poppy colors when making a new post... reminds me of a chalkboard
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