guy who sees something scary and says This is activating my suck or fuck response
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Stay out of my dreams already
What?
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Yay you came back
<3 I'm going again now though unfortunately. dm me if you want to follow me elsewhere
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so how is everyone
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Do you have a new blog?
No, I do not!
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What is thy twitter mortal?
dm me
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Just to let you all know I am probably going to be retiring this blog soon, so if you would like to follow me on Twitter or elsewhere dm me!!
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Oh no *dramatically opens window* i sure hope no vampires come in here *puts on sluttiest nightgown* that would be so terrible *turns on neon sign that says "you are super duper invited in"* oh goodness the horror oh no
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why are you, as a man, not wearing dangly earring聽
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whoever came up with kissing someone's hand as a sign of respect knew what they were doing. slut.
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A Painter鈥檚 Studio, 1800, by Louis Leopold Boilly (French, 1761-1845)
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I love raising the castle drawbridge. Like, bitch, you thought you were getting in? THUNK!!!!!!!!!
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pulls men in my lap to feminize them
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