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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
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I started @w00ncuack ‘s 11k DTIYS (on instagram) but didn’t finish in time bc ✨grad school✨hnnngh anyways here it is, I’m thrilled with how it turned out! congrats on now 12k !!
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Darius: So today I learned that Hunter has me in his scroll as "Dadrius Dadmonne"
Alador: [shrugs] Could be worse. The twins have each other down as "spare parts"
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The Elk House Swap AU part 1 (pages 1-10)
cw/tw: blood!
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another one of those cryptic nightmares
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not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him
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please make every effort to vote <3
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Happy Anniversary, guys!
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Who let two wet cats inside the house?
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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…Yes?
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doodles for any sport in a storm's 2nd anniversary. WOO!
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I got a tumblr, it really was quite great
I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.
I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.
Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.
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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
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