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thevilejelly · 6 years
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Day after day
What is wrong with me Why can’t I see That I deceive myself Day after day I ponder why all of me Has been judged, dismissed and forgotten
The best me I haven’t found. Day after day, attempting to become like one of you Identity is gliding from my hands. Day after day, I’m becoming less than myself.
Happiness is a place, or people Not a feeling they say. But what if you don’t have those things? Day after day I’m asking the universe: When will I reach this place or meet these people?
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thevilejelly · 6 years
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sweet babies
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i saw this somewhere and i just..
bonus: 
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thevilejelly · 6 years
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Plant of the Day Tuesday 29 May 2018
The National Saxifraga Collection has come into full flower and is being displayed in the Alpine House of Cambridge Botanic Gardens, UK, including the elegant plume of flowers produced by Saxifraga ‘Superba’ (Saxifraga callosa subsp. callosa var. australis).
Interestingly scientists at the Sainsbury Laboratory Cambridge University, based in the Botanic Gardens, have found that the mineral vaterite, a form of calcium carbonate, is a major component of the protective silvery-white crust that forms on the leaves of Saxifraga. This rare mineral may have the potential to provide a new material for industrial and medical applications.
Jill Raggett
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thevilejelly · 6 years
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i want a cat
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thevilejelly · 6 years
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Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father
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thevilejelly · 6 years
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I do love visiting and taking photos of old castles/castle ruins. This castle has never had never been sieged, mainly due to its 14 gates enclosing parts of the castle. Fist mentioned in 840, the castle has been the property of the Khevenhüller family since the 16th century
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thevilejelly · 6 years
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Sometimes we need to take our time to fresh things up a bit. I noticed my motivation seems to spike after decorating my bedroom for example. Even the littlest things, like new candles or printing new photos, help to brighten up your room. Reviving the energy in a space is very crucial to maintain productivity and to remove any signs of fatigue.
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thevilejelly · 7 years
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MUST BE SUBSCRIBED TO ENTER! :D www.youtube.com/grav3yardgirl www.youtube.com/bananapeppers
WATCH THIS VIDEO TO SEE RULES/PRIZES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRWA5HbNebk
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thevilejelly · 8 years
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Today, I’m gonna met my boyfriend’s father again. Yaaaay. We’re going to watch the new X-Men, so there’s that. 
Wish me luck
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thevilejelly · 9 years
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thevilejelly · 9 years
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and they also test on animals... so that’s a plus
PSA: Save Your Underwear
Alright so listen up girls and boys with bleeding nether regions:
Buy Always Infinity with Flexfoam. Buy nothing else. Buy Always Infinite with Flexfoam.
This sexy beast. There’s a bunch of versions. But so long as it says Infinity and Flexfoam, fucking GET IT.
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So I’ve always been a fan of Always pads. Can’t stand tampons because of all the horror stories and in general, they’re uncomfortable. Always just seems to be the brand that’s always there so we always got it.
Every since Always released their Infinity brand, we’ve literally hated everything else. Even the regular versions of Always. Infinity is the way to go. It is the ONLY way to go.
Infinity is like the only way we can keep our damn bedsheets and clothes bloodless. The first night I got my period I woke up with my boxers just soaked. Completely soaked. Blood. Everywhere.
So I just pop into the bathroom and thus far we’ve only got regular Always pads. Put one on. It’s about as miserable as you’d expect. The pad shifts as you sit and move and when you change pads you’re probably changing underwear too because of the blood just seeping out the sides and getting everywhere.
But then we have Always Infinity. With the Flexfoam. You know that bullshit on the side of the box brands spew where they’re like THIS SUPER INGENIOUS INVENTION WITH A FANCY NAME IS GOING TO GIVE YOU PRISTINE CLEANLINESS AND ULTIMATE PROTECTION AND THATS WHY WE USE FLEXFOAM.
They’re not fucking kidding guys. This isn’t a fucking game. These pads are relentless. No blood gets by. You’d probably have to unhygenically use one pad 24 hours+ before the blood will actually leave the pad and get anywhere.
In addition to that? It’s invisible.
Okay look, guys. I’m trans. I’m a transman. I’m a fucking dude. I don’t suffer from dysphoria but nothing annoys and irritates me more than knowing I am wearing a fucking diaper because I can feel it everytime I move and stand and sit down.
Not these bitches. No fucking way. They’re thin, they’re super big and they’re completely inmovable. I don’t have to keep grabbing at my crotch or my ass to readjust the pad lest blood be splashing everywhere. It stays in one fucking place and it doesn’t leave until you rip it out yourself.
THIS SHIT IS SO NICE. GO GET YOURSELF SOME. PLEASE SAVE YOURSELVES. SAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR. SAVE YOUR QUILTS. SAVE YOUR BED. HERE’S SOME COUPONS.
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thevilejelly · 9 years
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i really do appreciate everything you’ve done. 
thank you satoru iwata.
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thevilejelly · 9 years
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Posting this here for those who would like to vote for a Democrat, just not the one that will screw us all over. Bernie Sanders seems like the best way to go.
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thevilejelly · 9 years
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Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be
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thevilejelly · 9 years
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"Why should I trust you?"
Gryffindor:
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Hufflepuff:
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Ravenclaw:
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Slytherin:
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thevilejelly · 9 years
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thevilejelly · 9 years
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im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing  
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