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I get ready to emerge from my lurking cocoon because I've finally got more time to write now, and uh...
The dev behind one of my favorite skyrim mods is following me for some reason.
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yeah uh... don't do this :)
#look I may have next to no time to write anymore and am just lurking around here on tumblr#but if I find anyone's done this shit to anything I've written I'm biting them and shaking them like a dog with a squeaky toy
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I would like you all to take a moment to imagine a sleep deprived still new mom Diana grabbing an enemy mage who tried to cause trouble in her house during the Holy Grail War by the collar, getting right in their face, and whispering "I don't care what bullshit you're here to spew, if you wake that baby up they're going to have to bury you in a soup can."
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Do you have any headcanons on the various Vlad’s?
...How many Vlads are we talking?
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So fun ask fun for the normal world au for Celeste what does she do for work?
She's a nurse at the local pediatrics clinic! It's a lot of work, but it's work that she loves.
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Any headcanons for best foreigner Yang Guifei?
I'm gonna apologize ahead of time if these come out bad. Even after digging through the wiki for more stuff on her, I still know next to nothing.
Yang Guifei
While her childish personality can cause people to believe that she's not the brightest of the bunch, she's a lot more intelligent than people realize.
If you have anything lychee-flavored that you want to keep for yourself, hide it. Hide it in a place only you would ever think to look. She will find it, she will eat it. She pouts and apologizes everytime, but she will do it again. Your lychee is never safe.
She's one of the few servants who would be 100% okay with things staying purely platonic with her master. She'll still love her master, but she'd much rather you be happy and comfortable than forcing yourself to be in a relationship with her.
Compliment her about something other than her beauty. Watch her melt. Tell her that you love her music, or that you have fun hanging out with her, and she will be completely flustered.
#Fate#Fate Series#Fate Grand Order#FGO#Fate x Reader#Fate Grand Order x Reader#FGO x Reader#Fate Headcanons#FGO Headcanons#Fate Grand Order Headcanons#Yang Guifei x Reader
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Hey!! Hope you have fun in your new fandom!! Also any headcanons for uhhh Mandricardo Orr Dantes?
I'll go with Dantes since I'm more familiar with him
Dantes
While he enjoys his coffee black, he won't give his master too much flak if they like putting things in their coffee. Just don't expect him to be standing in a line at Starbucks anytime soon.
Dantes takes care of problems silently before his master is even aware of them. You're about to run out of juice? Suddenly there's a brand new bottle in the fridge. The garden gate is starting to squeak? Not anymore. Someone's contemplating robbing you in an alley? I think you get the idea.
If you just need a quiet moment where no one really bugs you but someone's still nearby to just...vibe with you, he's the perfect servant to have around. You two could either be right next to each other or on other sides of the room doing your own things, and there will only be a comfortable silence.
Please, don't call him Edmond. He'd prefer that you just call him Dantes or maybe even a nickname you gave him. Just not Edmond. That name's off-limits.
If he falls for his master, he may never confess. He believes that even if you do return his feelings, he doesn't deserve your love. It'll take a lot to convince him otherwise.
#Fate#Fate Grand Order#FGO#Fate Series#Fate x Reader#FGO x Reader#Fate Headcanons#Fate Grand Order Headcanons#Edmond Dantes x Reader
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Gonna be posting a couple of requests in the morning. I'll see y'all then!
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Got another porn bot in my inbox, but I'm not publishing that ask because I'm not going to expose y'all to unwanted nude gifs.
Instead have the gif I wanted to leave as a reply.
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Requests are Open!!
Please read the info and rules before requesting (because if I receive one more horny ask I'm just gonna respond to it with a gif of Bumblebee getting bonked instead of deleting it and moving on). I'm willing to write for:
Genshin Impact
Twisted Wonderland
Fate Series
Elden Ring
#Reader Insert#Fate x Reader#FGO x Reader#Twisted Wonderland x Reader#Twst x Reader#Genshin x Reader#Genshin Impact x Reader#Elden Ring x Reader
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Hollow Screwed Up
So uh...I was cleaning out some old files on my computer, and ended accidentally deleting the old Fate Requests screenshots.
To make up for this, I'll be opening the requests for Fate again. Hell, this might get y'all to start talking to me again.
I'm also going to be adding a new fandom officially to the list. It'll be of an odd one out compared to the others. Just give me five minutes to update things and get a new requests open post up.
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sup so I'm thinking of getting into twisted wonderland any tips?
Remember two things:
It's not a dating sim as much as all of us simp over the characters.
It's a combination of a card collecting RPG and rhythm game.
As long as you keep those two things in mind, you're good as golden.
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I broke...
I bought a Welkin Moon.
I'm not a whale, but I can no longer call myself F2P.
The need to steal that hat and have that oni was too strong.
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Hoyoverse is seriously testing my ability to stay F2P by having Wanderer's and Itto's banners out at the same time...
I must stay strong, for the sake of my wallet!
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I know Celeste isn’t the main focus of the blog right now but I’m deathly curious like against my better judgment to know what yandere Celeste is like
Sorry anon, the yandere stuff was only for the Halloween event.
The only potential exception to this is the part 2 to selkie Rook that I'm debating on posting.
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So how would Sachi and Celeste get along if they somehow knew each other
They'd get along pretty well. Though if this is Fate Celeste, it would take her some time to get used to the sight of someone not freaking out over having draconic features.
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