Instagram: if you like anything other than my latest 3 posts I'm gonna assume you're a stalker or a spammer and block you >:(
Twitter: someone private quote retweeted my post, I guess I have a hater now
Tumblr: I have 24 hours to mass spam the notifications of anyone who crosses my sight, and with god as my witness, I will do just that and they will like it
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it’s a shame booping will disappear after today because we don’t even have time to invent good discourse. some examples i just thought of: it’s predatory to boop a minor if ur over 18, it’s encouraging violence, it places responsibility on others to return a boop which they don’t owe you
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The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me
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Oh dreadful, fallow heart // Part 2
January 28th, 2023
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Stop trying to be influencers we need good tumblr gifers now more than ever
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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you ever in the middle of writing some tags and you just go. you know what. no one gives a fuck. and then u delete and carry on with ur day
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