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horror movies arent scary. things like. emails. and schedules. those are scary
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therealstagemanager · 2 years
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Sensory Issues & Stage Management
My fellow neurodivergents know that working in theatre while having sensory issues is hell.
Being blinded by the stage lights? The table saw turning on right next to you? That costume digging into you neck? That prop or set piece that is a Bad Touch experience?
It’s hard when the art you love triggers sensory processing issues.
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therealstagemanager · 2 years
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everyday i stand in the booth and look at the actors. and rage
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therealstagemanager · 2 years
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Every Lighting Tech Needs to Have At Least One.
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therealstagemanager · 2 years
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Director, presenting: We’re getting our stuff together and then we’re gonna hit power mode.
Assistant Director, quietly: no we’re not.
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therealstagemanager · 3 years
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broadway really makes bank telling the stories of the oppressed and disenfranchised while refusing to make their productions available to people who are members of those opressed and disenfranchised communities.
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therealstagemanager · 3 years
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reblog this and put in the tags how you’re spending new year’s eve
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therealstagemanager · 4 years
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therealstagemanager · 4 years
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The only redeeming quality directors have is the skip-walk they do when they're excited to start a new scene
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therealstagemanager · 4 years
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alright time to cut a bitch. literally learn how to read because I just checked and guess what? I wrote down which staff was which so there is zero excuse for anyone involved
yeah so actually I hate theatre
if one more motherfucker touches or alters a prop I'm going to become quite literally murderous
also? I made you a list of who uses which props so maybe learn how to read
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therealstagemanager · 4 years
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my favorite thing is when you think of something that would make your blocking notes 10x easier literally a week before open
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therealstagemanager · 4 years
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therealstagemanager · 4 years
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the disparity between taking the advanced stage management class and trying to ASM a filmed show that is more film than theatre. someone put me out of my misery pleass
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therealstagemanager · 4 years
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you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you
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therealstagemanager · 4 years
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yeah so actually I hate theatre
if one more motherfucker touches or alters a prop I'm going to become quite literally murderous
also? I made you a list of who uses which props so maybe learn how to read
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therealstagemanager · 4 years
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tired of seeing chairs, tables, and desks spiked very poorly on my college campus. ready to go apeshit and color code those bitches
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therealstagemanager · 4 years
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why are all directors Like That. like I know why and I understand that it's important to have the different type of understanding of theatre, but I haven't yet met a director I wouldn't happily kill
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