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thepessimists · 21 days
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
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thepessimists · 21 days
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REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE
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thepessimists · 21 days
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Sympathising with my mother but at the same time
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I play mr beast app every day.
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thepessimists · 21 days
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How it started
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How it's going
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thepessimists · 21 days
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thepessimists · 25 days
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thepessimists · 25 days
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My son Gimble that I am ambivalent towards
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thepessimists · 1 month
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Children of the Full Moon
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thepessimists · 2 months
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Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown! (1977)
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thepessimists · 2 months
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Bro doesn’t know what app he’s on apparently
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thepessimists · 2 months
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thepessimists · 2 months
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I’m building her something
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