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thenegoatiator · 18 hours
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so did that the vampire get the job
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I think the mandalorian would be functionally the same if Din Djarin just found a really fucking cooked looking persian cat instead of grogu and was trying really hard to get it to a vet who just incidentally happens to be a highly wanted Jedi.
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thenegoatiator · 1 day
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"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue
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thenegoatiator · 6 days
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thenegoatiator · 6 days
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I cannot stress enough to new Star Wars fans that despite the Ahsoka show making him sound like an eldritch magic final boss, Grand Admiral Thrawn is literally just some guy. That's it. Canonically the least Force-sensitive guy in the goddamn universe, with the "Force sensitivity of a rock", employees love him, employers hate him, and his only super power is being the most autistic man ever to destroy environments
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thenegoatiator · 6 days
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thenegoatiator · 9 days
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thenegoatiator · 13 days
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“Up with your turret! Aren’t we just terrified?” 
- Rosyln (Bon Iver + St. Vincent)
Bella and Edward on opposite sides of a Tudor-era battle AU, apparently. 
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thenegoatiator · 13 days
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almost all of new moon could’ve been avoided if when edward was mid breakup speech bella just like.......rolled her eyes and marched back inside lmao. he’d absolutely follow her there’s no way THE drama king would leave without saying the lines he’s been rehearsing in his bedroom for days. at that point she should’ve just gone about her day, interrupting him with random, mindless chatter every time he opens his mouth like
edward: bella please im trying to tell you som-
bella, not looking up from her book: you know what i’ve always wanted to try? skydiving.
edward:
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thenegoatiator · 13 days
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
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CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH
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thenegoatiator · 13 days
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the ides of march starting to trend on march 1st is like the tumblr equivalent of those people who start listening to christmas music on november 1st
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thenegoatiator · 13 days
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thenegoatiator · 13 days
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happy ides of march to those who celebrate
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thenegoatiator · 15 days
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I would never condone watching F1 for free without subscribing to those expensive, corporate streaming sites that make millions from advertising other corporations.
And I would never condone clicking on this link to watch F1 pre-season testing and all the free practices, qualifying and races.
Don’t click on this link.
JOKES! Fuck that, free for all is what I say. No one should miss out on F1 because it’s expensive to watch.
Just to be clear…this is the link I am talking about. It streams F1 for free. FREE!
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