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I like vampires, I like cannibals, I like detectives who are protective of their bloggers, I LOVE pirates, I really appreciate angels who don’t know they’re husbands, I think the god of mischief and his jet ski loving friend make a cute couple, and altogether, I haven’t seen the face of happiness in years.
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“are you okay” no i annotate books for fun
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MBTI TYPES AS BOOK QUOTES
3. Edgar Allen Poe's poems
ENFJ: Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.
ENFP: I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
INFJ: And so being young and dipped in folly I fell in love with melancholy.
INFP: All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
ENTJ: Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.
ENTP: Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
INTJ: Leave my loneliness unbroken.
INTP: From childhood's hour I have not been as others were. I have not seen as others saw. I could not awaken my heart to joy at the same tone. And all I loved, I loved alone.
ESFJ: "That is another of your odd notions," said the Prefect, who had a fashion of calling everything "odd" that was beyond his comprehension, and thus lived amid an absolute legion of "oddities".
ESFP: You call it hope — that fire of fire! It is but agony of desire.
ISFJ: Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.
ISFP: I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.
ESTJ: I intend to put up with nothing that I can put down.
ESTP: To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!
ISTJ: If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
ISTP: Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.
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MBTI TYPES AS BOOK QUOTES
2. Six of Crows - Leigh Bardugo
ENFJ: When they took everything from you, you found a way to make something from nothing.
ENFP: Facts are for the unimaginative.
INFJ: We are all someone's monster.
INFP: She wouldn’t wish love on anyone. It was the guest you welcomed and then couldn’t be rid of.
ENTJ: When everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.
ENTP: If you can't beat the odds, change the game.
INTJ: The easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch. You take his attention and direct it where you want it to go.
INTP: Better terrible truths than kind lies.
ESFJ: Men mock the gods until they need them.
ESFP: Nina just liked to flirt with everything. He’d once seen her make eyes at a pair of shoes she fancied in a shop window.
ISFJ: There’s a difference between confidence and arrogance.
ISFP: A secret’s not like coin. It doesn’t keep its value in the spending.
ESTJ: "Our hopes rest with you, Mister Brekker. If you fail, all the world will suffer for it." "Oh, it's worse than that, Van Eck. If I fail, I don't get paid."
ESTP: "The trick is not getting knocked down," he'd told her with a laugh. "No, Kaz," she'd said, "the trick is in getting back up."
ISTJ: If your god is so delicate, maybe you should get a new one.
ISTP: What doesn't kill me better run.
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“It is awful to want to go away and to want to go nowhere.”
— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
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LMAO an stressed INTP wrote this btw
Is a loser, looks like a loser: INFP, ISFP, ISFJ, ESFJ, ENFJ
Is a loser, looks like a winner: ESTJ, ENTP, ESTP, ENFP, ESFP
Is a winner, looks like a loser: INFJ, INTP
Is a winner, looks like a winner: ISTP, ENTJ, INTJ, ISTJ
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Ti aesthetics
(introverted thinking)
All black outfits for comfort, writing notes in patterns and numbers understandable only by yourself, learning by arguing, board games, messy rooms, true individuals, pure but cold, dead eyes, bending rules, questioning everything, drunk confessions
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Bulimia is economically the worst. I'm a waste of fucking food.
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INTPs are basically cats 🐈
They can be entertained by a box for hours
Will knock over things just to see what will happen
Will only interact with you on their terms
Looks at the world in disdain
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Being an INTP is like
I Don't Know How to Respond to That : A novel by Me
You're My Friend, But I'm Not Good With Emotional Support: The Riverting Sequel
This Wasn't Meant to Offend you : Ending to the Trilogy.
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True INTP satisfaction #3
Anything to obsess over. Like- ANYTHING. From suddenly learning latin to that one hoodie you wear all the time to that one food.
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Achilles after beating the shit out of the river
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MBTI types as book quotes
The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
INTJ: "I have grown to love secrecy. It seems to be the one thing that can make modern life mysterious or marvelous to us. The commonest thing is delightful if only one hides it."
INTP: "What are you?" "To define is to limit."
INFJ: "Those who go beneath the surface, do so at their peril."
INFP: "Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter."
ENTJ: "I don't want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them."
ENTP: "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."
ENFJ: "You like every one; that is to say, you are indifferent to every one."
ENFP: "Knowledge would be fatal. It is the uncertainty that charms one. A mist makes things wonderful."
ISTJ: "It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible."
ISTP: "I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit."
ISFJ: "Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing."
ISFP: "The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror."
ESTJ: "The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless."
ESTP: "Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes."
ESFJ: "People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is what I call the depth of generosity."
ESFP: "Yes, very sensible... People die of common sense, Dorian, one lost moment at a time. Life is a moment. There is no hereafter. So make it burn always with the hardest flame."
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