why does he fucking look like that

ocs. have you guys heard about this?

hot tip for cis men trying to hit on transmascs: "i want to bite your t-dick" is not sexy why is that the go-to for so many of yall

come on in!

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

sorry i didn't reply to your message i died

Happy 4/13!! Have some silly little guys!

kids these days

[Image Description: A digitally drawn 4 panel comic. It is set in an apartment kitchen and drawn in warm tones. In the first panel, Maya from ace attorney is shown, looking confused and asking “Whos granny smith? where is she getting all of these damn apples?” The next panel is Pearl replying with “Fun fact! Granny smith is nabed after marea am smift” and trails into many typos and random words, eventually ending with spaced out letters. The third panel shows Maya again, who is smiling cheerfully. She says “Each day I learn some more! Thanks for the share”. The final panel shows Phoenix standing behind them at the stove, looking back at the two of them in the foreground, appearing confused and slightly worried. End Description.]

this is silly.

inspo.

Truly the all time funniest writer thing is when you're doing edits and you think to yourself "omg I've got the PERFeCT sentence to add right here!" and then you stick it in all excited, only to find that literally three lines down you have virtually that exact same sentence in the draft already.

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

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I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

mumbo is now addicted to underwater caving and made a comment about how he might be growing gills and i think its legitimately like a single-digit number of hermits left who havent done some sort of haunted-by-the-water bit in an episode yet