i say to myself "lets check the toomblr" everytime i open this app

i was talking about my math teachers birthday; it was today

tag game where were u and what were u doing when u found out the queen of England died

i was in my strength raining class today and we were doing squats, and i got the squat wrong so i try to put it up and do an overhead, and the bitch who sat next to the rack i was at looks at me like im satan with leukemia

nothing social, they leaf each other alone B]

what do trees do for fun

arent fnf mods just player involved phonk

i just heard caramelldansen in a walmart parking lot and i am scared

and of course its in ohio

i hate that tumblr has merch. like who in their right mind would make merch for a social media website that so happens to be somewhat good and- ooh hey they have a nice notebook though

Even though Batman says he doesn’t kill, he’s probably done things that have lead to thugs deaths.

real life is teenage stuff

being left in the grocery store as a kid is college

What do you suggest I do in Tumblr? I just joined but have seen many of your posts from pinterest. Also what are your thoughts on FNaF?

FnaF is baby stuff so I just let the babies have fun with it and I do my own thing.

dyed blue hair and pronouns? no, i prefer naturally orange hair and Con-nouns.

only refer to me as bitch/ass/whore from now on

"synonymy"

it took me a solid few minutes to realize you tried to type "synonym" but added an extra Y at the end

i want an alien species whose evolutionary strategy was to be immune to as many things as possible. they can withstand crazy-ass temperatures, they almost never get injured because their exoskeleton is stupid strong, they don't get infections bc their bodies are hyper inhospitable to foreign life, heck they're functionally immune to poison bc they'd have to consume twice their body weight to even notice that something's wrong.

for these reasons, they are deeply fucking horrified to encounter a deep-space race who injure themselves on a regular basis and then just walk it off????

did anyone even adopt Costco hotdog? i wanna see a "before/after" photo of the meister of cheap price meat sticks now

took me about 10 seconds to realize that you didnt mean in minecraft terms....

what creative mode does to a mf

arent the king and queen pieces not in the right places though

Así me comía yo todas las piezas

intresting, good thing i was banned b4 it broke out lol

i got banned from hypixel because in skyblock my little brother (turning 3 next month) managed to type Fuck in chat, and after my OTHER baby brother enabled a HIDDEN AUTOCLICKER I FORGOT ABOUT, **ON AN NPC**. LIKE MOTHER OF ALL PIZZA PLACES GODDAMN

i mean like, yeah, but i mightve been the ONLY reason they closed the auction and bz but idk :l

i got banned from hypixel because in skyblock my little brother (turning 3 next month) managed to type Fuck in chat, and after my OTHER baby brother enabled a HIDDEN AUTOCLICKER I FORGOT ABOUT, **ON AN NPC**. LIKE MOTHER OF ALL PIZZA PLACES GODDAMN

idk, but it was autoclicker, i guess mine was clicking on every tick so watchdog banned me. worst part is, i cant appeal bc i didnt have a forums account until the day before the ban (to look for some ideas for money B'] ) but yeah it was bs

i got banned from hypixel because in skyblock my little brother (turning 3 next month) managed to type Fuck in chat, and after my OTHER baby brother enabled a HIDDEN AUTOCLICKER I FORGOT ABOUT, **ON AN NPC**. LIKE MOTHER OF ALL PIZZA PLACES GODDAMN