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peace & love on planat earth !!!
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“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.
“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal
“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.
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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?
Take a 2 minute break and read this:
Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.
You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.
Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..
Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.
How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.
1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.
2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment
3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.
4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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rip gregory house you would’ve loved the phrase womp womp
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"you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me" (regulus to sirius the first proper conversation they have after sirius ran away)
#the black brothers#regulus black#rab#regulus arcturus black#sirius black#padfoot#black brothers angst#ttpd#the tortured poets department#taylor swift#who's afraid of little old me?#walburga's a+ parenting#marauders era#marauders fandom#slytherin skittles
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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at
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cash going from your typical “ugh here we go another loser drug dealer” stereotype to an asexual child of an alcoholic who struggled with self harm and is desperately trying to escape his groomer and ex-gang to be with his non binary poc partner…I LOVE YOU CASH!
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“brilliant move by lewis” NICO ROSBERG GET YOURSELF TOGETHER that is a man that STILL can’t say your name out loud
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when your card declines at therapy so they start playing lewis's radios
#lewis hamilton#mercedes#f1#formula 1#chinese grand prix#drive to survive#george russell#toto wolff#card declines at therapy
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the tortured poets department is for the remus and regulus kinnies. for the lost, and the broken, and the waiting to be found. for the ones who hide their feelings for years until they all come spiraling apart in a mess of sob broken screams.
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the bolter except it's just regulus black
#taylor swift#if i saw him (i'd still kiss him) core#regulus black#ttpd#the tortured poets department#the bolter#marauders#slytherin skittles#jegulus#the black brothers#regulus arcturus black
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thinking about “and i’m pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free” and “give me back my girlhood, it was mine first” is actually making me feel sick to my stomach
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best part of today has to be everyone who's never listened to Nico Rosberg commentate before slowly realise in real time that he really is that unhinged, really couldn't give less of a fuck, knows an incredible amount of wheel, and has still to get over Lewis Hamilton
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not to be a swiftie on main but i’m going insane. this is her most mentally ill album yet. i love it.
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i can’t believe she opens with talking about being a functioning alcoholic and that is like not even on the list of top 50 most insane things she says
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