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thegoldensans · 1 year
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Who the fuck put me on glaggleland 2...?
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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I love benadryl it gives me powers
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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Hi guys
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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You didntn tag me correctly and THIS IS NOT ME AS A BABY
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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Santaand his elves are gangstalking me
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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I forgot that Santa Claus is my sleep paralysis demon so I cant fuckjing even go outside during Christmas anymore because I get scared that Santas out to fucking get me
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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The Lorax is a BL made for fujoshis
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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Hi my names Jacob (given name). he/himBisexual Im 25. I live in Ohio (YES IT’S FUCKING REAL SHUT UP!!!)
I am Golden Sans reincarnation and I will respawn as him soon. i'm An ENTP and have Paranoid PD. TERFS AND OTHER FREAKS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN MY BLOG I hope you blow up. heres my kins:
Jess Pinkman (copinglink) The Onceler & The Greedler Leafyishere (character only. coping) Tigerstar (Waririor Cats) Trollge (the creepypasta) Socialist!Mr Krabs (Spongebob AU made by me) The Annoying Orange Sollux (Homestuck) Billy (SAW) Malcolm Landgraab
I have a brain link with will.i.am and thom yorke but this is not a kin I just talk about it sometimes I had a relationship with Granny from the Granny game. in a past life. Looking for canonmates always.
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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thoughts by younger golden sans
found this shit I wrote when I was 10 years old in this body. I wrote this because I just felt like it….
I've made a list of what I wish had not happened:
Poverty
Sick
Tsunamis
World wars
other earthquakes and floods…
Everything else…
Regarding the internet cyber wars, i don't know what to say, Someone is attacking. The world is not like before. and i have been left with my arms crossed:/(too bad) but.... I will fight. Governments are suppossed to be good, not bad, so I do not trust the government anymore since they are the ones who created all the issues. Therefore, I will fight. I also do not trust cows and hate deserts. Unrelated I just wanted to say that. And also, WHY ARE WE SO SELFISH? WHO STARTED CAPITALISM? WHO CREATED COUNTRIES? Everybody should just live in pangea. I imagine (not like the john lennon song I hate him) that the world will be destroyed by December 2012. This is my prediction and the earth will be a wasteland because of our greed. We will destroy the planet. Reflection:
Help, and take care, so that we can continue to exist, because violence causes more violence, and war destruction, and destruction misery, and misery death, if you need to donate donate, and do not be greedy.
Reflection….
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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While I was sleeping Someone put a remix of how bad can I be from the lorax next to my ear on loop. I woke up thinking it was 2015 and I was the onceler again but unfortunately it wasn't real now I just want to fucking die. I hate how cruel the world is.
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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thanks Bitch! (thats my jesse pinkman impression, do you like it?)
I woke up from my beauty sleep @evilmario666 It's Jacob. please give me a call back. I miss you so much I made a painting of you while sleepwalking.
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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Can you give me your cashapp
I woke up from my beauty sleep @evilmario666 It's Jacob. please give me a call back. I miss you so much I made a painting of you while sleepwalking.
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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I'm glad to hear that (**muttering to myself** I actually dont give a fuck hehehe...)... Btw you owe me money.
I woke up from my beauty sleep @evilmario666 It's Jacob. please give me a call back. I miss you so much I made a painting of you while sleepwalking.
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thegoldensans · 1 year
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I woke up from my beauty sleep @evilmario666 It's Jacob. please give me a call back. I miss you so much I made a painting of you while sleepwalking.
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thegoldensans · 2 years
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Granny is the Opposite Of Hello Neighbor. Granny wants you to stay while Hello Neighbor wants you to stay out. Granny also eventually Kills You if you don't leave while Hello Neighbor Never Harms You. And Finally, Granny is Breaking The Law While Hello Neighbor isn't the Bad Guy.
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thegoldensans · 2 years
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i wrote poetry
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thegoldensans · 2 years
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I became an evil wizard and my body got disembodied and I had to get some random people to recover the parts all across the land. But I returned to my tower safely and with my head attached to my body, so glad.
Im back
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