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theffiles 3 years ago
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Jude鈥檚 Dating Profile
Looking for: a twin with terrible spying abilities and ever more terrible life decision making skills. Must love power, poison, and pretty kings.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Vivi鈥檚 Dating Profile
If we're being honest, our favorite Duarte sister.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Taryn鈥檚 Dating Profile
Cardan on Tinder: JUDE? *Swipes right* ... Aw, FUCK. It was just trashy Taryn. *Googles "How take back swipes on Tinder"*
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Locke鈥檚 Dating Profile
Wanting a guy who gives no fucks. Drama kings NEED apply. *Grabs popcorn* 聽馃嵖
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Cardan鈥檚 Dating Profile
Cardan on Tinder: Jude, EW GROSS DON鈥橳 BOTHER. SWIPE LEFT PEASANT.
Also Cardan on Tinder: Jude, EW GROSS...*Swipes right* *Creates ten more new accounts so he can keep swiping right*
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Sebastian鈥檚 Dating Profile
Wanting a pale, creepy dude who鈥檚 weirdly into redheads and seeking world domination.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Rowan鈥檚 Dating Profile
Be my Territorial Fae Bastard. Bonus if you can turn into a hawk and control the wind. Should be able to put up with vast amounts of bullshit.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Bella鈥檚 Dating Profile
Need a girl who鈥檚 into self-sacrifice, has no confidence, and enjoys thrill seeking visions of her non-dead ex-boyfriend. Should also enjoy reading and cooking. Brown eyes preferrable.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Lucien鈥檚 Dating Profile
Needing a ginger with an eye of gold and a fiesty temper.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Elain鈥檚 Dating Profile
Needing a sweet-hearted soul with a green thumb who just wants to find her soulmate. Please no gingers.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Nesta鈥檚 Dating Profile
Wanting someone feisty who enjoys throwing mystery boxes off bridges and won鈥檛 take any shit. Should be loyal to a fault with a secret marshmallow heart. Perfect poker face a must.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Beron鈥檚 Dating Profile
High lord of no one's heart. Hard pass.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Tamlin鈥檚 Dating Profile
Looking for an overbearing douchebag that also goes by the name of Tambitch.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Rafe鈥檚 Dating Profile
Looking for a mysterious 鈥渕elon farmer鈥 who is willing to travel long distances to find me.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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City folk just don't get it.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Wolf鈥檚 Dating Profile
Just looking for my Alpha who loves tomatoes almost as much as he loves me.
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theffiles 3 years ago
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Aelin鈥檚 Dating Profile
Looking for a sassy pyromaniac with a flair for the macabre who鈥檚 been blessed by gods. Preferably someone with excellent taste who likes that fancy lifestyle.
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