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theelvengoddess-tm · 10 months

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ELVES & THEIR DIET

There are a few things about elves that make other creatures (human and unhuman alike) scratch the their head. Their height for one, the average elf standing at 7-8 feet tall. Their eyes for two, often a bright light color and known for their peircing- uncomfortable gaze, and for three. Perhaps the most confusing part of the elven world. Their diet.

For example, what would one say their favorite snack is? A apple? A stick of cheese? Maybe a candy bar?

For your local Elven child. It is a rock. Preferably one near a pond that has been polished by their mother and given to them as they make their way to school. The rock will be sucked on by the child until all flavor and nutrients of the rock are gone. Then tossed behind them like one would the core of the previous mentioned apple.

Elves, earth elves for that matter. Are part of the earth. Made from the Goddess via mud, a tear, and a flower. They are as much dirt as they are blood. As much wood as they are flesh. Because of this the elven diet is very plant and nature based. Things such as bark on the tree will be peeled away to be put in tea or coffee like one would a stick of cinnamon. Various leaves are used as toppings on dishes or soups. Dirt itself is even used as a sorta of seasoning in many traditional elven dishes.

Despite this odd cultural way of eating. Elven food is known for it’s rich taste and heartiness. Switching out dishes based off season, weather, and just how a elf is feeling. One may make a fresh summer salad on day, drizzled with sweet honey and topped with strawberries. The next day it will be a thick bread topped with sliced apple, goat cheese, and thin slices of ham, served with a tall glass of tea and mint.

These days the more…Natural parts of the elven diet are side dishes, or snacks and treats. Long gone are the days where elves needed to survive eating tree branches and grass (“Akin to a goat!” The older ones in the village would say with the slap of the knee). However they remain a huge part of Elven culture and are dearly loved by the village.

Tourist however (if there ever would be one.) not so much.

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theelvengoddess-tm · 10 months

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When it rains the white petals of Diphylleia Grayi also known as skeleton flowers, turn crystal clear.

#THE WOODS AND THE STARS {AESTHETIC}#miss queue

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theelvengoddess-tm · 10 months

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ELVES & THEIR DIET

There are a few things about elves that make other creatures (human and unhuman alike) scratch the their head. Their height for one, the average elf standing at 7-8 feet tall. Their eyes for two, often a bright light color and known for their peircing- uncomfortable gaze, and for three. Perhaps the most confusing part of the elven world. Their diet.

For example, what would one say their favorite snack is? A apple? A stick of cheese? Maybe a candy bar?

For your local Elven child. It is a rock. Preferably one near a pond that has been polished by their mother and given to them as they make their way to school. The rock will be sucked on by the child until all flavor and nutrients of the rock are gone. Then tossed behind them like one would the core of the previous mentioned apple.

Elves, earth elves for that matter. Are part of the earth. Made from the Goddess via mud, a tear, and a flower. They are as much dirt as they are blood. As much wood as they are flesh. Because of this the elven diet is very plant and nature based. Things such as bark on the tree will be peeled away to be put in tea or coffee like one would a stick of cinnamon. Various leaves are used as toppings on dishes or soups. Dirt itself is even used as a sorta of seasoning in many traditional elven dishes.

Despite this odd cultural way of eating. Elven food is known for it’s rich taste and heartiness. Switching out dishes based off season, weather, and just how a elf is feeling. One may make a fresh summer salad on day, drizzled with sweet honey and topped with strawberries. The next day it will be a thick bread topped with sliced apple, goat cheese, and thin slices of ham, served with a tall glass of tea and mint.

These days the more…Natural parts of the elven diet are side dishes, or snacks and treats. Long gone are the days where elves needed to survive eating tree branches and grass (“Akin to a goat!” The older ones in the village would say with the slap of the knee). However they remain a huge part of Elven culture and are dearly loved by the village.

Tourist however (if there ever would be one.) not so much.

#THE BOOK ON THE SHELF; READ IT AGAIN {META}#FUCKING FONE I DID IT YAYYYYYYYY

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theelvengoddess-tm · 10 months

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headcanon list

Claire and autism

Alec Woodlong

Claire and her mother

Claire and her father

Elven diet

Elven architecture

#AH HAAAAA #FOUND IT #writing the diet thing now

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theelvengoddess-tm · 10 months

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Idk what headcanon. I need to make or reblog ahhhh.,

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theelvengoddess-tm · 10 months

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STARTER CALL

Like for a horror based starter :)

#Er #did i have a tag for starter calls LMAO #roleplay starter #starter call #roleplay #1x1 rp #open to anyone !

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theelvengoddess-tm · 10 months

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i need to reblog some headcanons

#i wanan dive into the horror of claire so bad ough OUGH.#vicious by design and not creation …ough yeah that eats #LET ME COOK #ooc.

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theelvengoddess-tm · 1 year

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Please reblog if you play a character who is 30 years of age or older

I don’t care if it’s an OC or a canon character, and while I play a human, I don’t care if your fandom isn’t but for the love of god, why is everyone in their twenties? Give me some mid thirties or even some fourties. Hell, throw me some silver foxes. Please.

#i habe a age range for Claire from 15-60 I’m not joking I’ve planned her entire fucking life #but mainly roleplay her in 20-40 range

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theelvengoddess-tm · 1 year

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the beauty of the sky pt.2

#THE WOODS AND THE STARS {AESTHETIC}#MISS QUEUE

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theelvengoddess-tm · 1 year

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Okay I missed yesterday BUT I WAS WRITING A GIFT THING FOR A FRIEND TEEHEE. Like for Claire to send you a valentines 🤭

#AND BUILDING A TABLE

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theelvengoddess-tm · 1 year

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Hi hi! I should be on this weekend. Idk what I’m going to doooo exactly cause I have no threads going. So if anyone would like to plot pls feel free to dm me :3

#ooc.

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theelvengoddess-tm · 1 year

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