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interactions that shoot you dead upon reading
[image description: tweet from tiarne aka t-bone @/tatty old thing that says “i wonder if david jenkins knows that we call his dark brooding leather clad middle aged men babygirls” - david jenkins liked the tweet.]
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He's so beautiful, even when he's dying 😭
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You’ve heard of me?
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Duck army
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theebeker-107 · 12 hours ago
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came face to face with the smallest divine being in my garden this morning
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Steve Rogers in Captain Marvel (2019)
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theebeker-107 · a day ago
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So there’s this:
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But then this:
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I’m desperate to know where Buttons’s line is when it comes to vulgarity.
✅ chewing through someone’s throat ✅ eating the whole person ❌ eating a man’s face
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Chris Evans - Avengers Endgame movie still
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hhhhhh
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I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him
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please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours
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named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event
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So..Blood has been used as an architectural material since ancient times. I’m saddened that this is never covered in movies or historical fantasy tv shows. What a missed opportunity. Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER
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