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no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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phrasing of this is taking me out
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These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section
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Thought that occurred to me.
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