thedoormann
born to shit forced to wipe
I work at an animal hospital and draw occasionally. (most posts are queued)
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Small artists you need to understand that when you see an artist who you think has 'made it' tells you not to worry about the numbers and to not fret about getting more likes than reblogs they are not telling you it because they think you are stupid for caring or because they dont need to network to survive they are very likely telling you that because they have witnessed first hand the way the numbers game tears people to shreds in terms of mental health and motivation
#literally#ive unfollowed ppl who end up getting sucked into the numbers game bc all they fuckin complained about were numbers#who fucking cares just make art
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from what i understand dungeon meshi is about hairy man panty shots shirtless blonde women grasping hands and looking into eachothers eyes and middle aged union men who look like twelve year olds
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A dinosaur obsessed 12 year old studied fossils and found a 69 million year old hadrosaur skeleton embedded in rock while hiking. A fisherman in Australia noticed tiny shrimp in his net that looked slightly different from the others and he sent a few specimens to biologists for testing. Turned out to be a never before described species, going unnoticed in a popular lake. I posted a pic ~here on tumblr~ of a weird parasite on a dead fish and a parasitologist found it and asked to report it as the species has never been seen in my area before.
There is so, so much out there we literally don’t even know. And the best way to find that stuff out is to be intensely curious about everything you see. You might not discover a new species but you absolutely will gain a deeper appreciation for the world around you.
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the boys cuddling next to marcille’s lifeless comatose body
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Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*
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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!
[ propaganda masterpost]
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“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web
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full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me
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can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower
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op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.
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can you actually fuck off
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☕ mug-shots follow
i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO
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dusty ass
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all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3
#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok
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Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year
#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang
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anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains
tupperware answered: what if i killed myself
🥤 papercup mutuals
WASP IN ME
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they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say
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