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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money.Â
“A scam” people are fucking wild. Â
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hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof
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You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
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My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me
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when people say my name im like. Â cant believe i exist
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When you wake up at 4am and have to take a piss and walk into the bathroom and look at the mirror and realize your a real person
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I know I romanticize a lot of things but one day I’m going to vacation with the love of my life and eat tropical fruits somewhere beautiful. I’m going to wear a sheer dress and there will be no stress
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It’s ironic.
When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).
Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.
Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.
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im that annoying person who always comes an hour late
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How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
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a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude
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Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what*
Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:
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the reason for the existence of this hashtag is sad but some of these are hilarious. the little caesars one got me
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me making eye contact: oh no……. this feels wrong….. this feels very wrong………. but this is what normal people do right?? right????? is this polite? no this is far too intimate. i feel so intrusive. am i doing it wrong??? am i doing eye contact wrong?? oh god i can’t hear what they’re saying anymore i’ve just been thinking about staring them in the eye for 5 minutes straight. im dying
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