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The Assassins of W2Z2, the Pain Cliffs, face their ultimate defeat in the face of the Hidden Technique: Pocket Rat Style!
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absolutely stellar tagset for a fic i came across while scrolling: "he gives him crabs" "the sfw kind you find on a beach"
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I had a dream where people were making edits of gw characters with their names wrong and glitter text
I can’t remember what all the characters became but Caithe was keith and Rytlock became gridlock
they looked kinda like this
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190. Help
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This is seriously a new level of being a douchebag.
- You directly undermine Ukraine's defense effort by turning Starlinks off for the Ukrainian military right in the middle of important operations and letting the Russian military use it despite U.S. sanctions
- You spread the most idiotic "nuclear war" takes whispered to you in the ear by the Russian ambassador in the U.S. and even Putin himself
- You give voice and listen to the most insane conspiracy theorists talking about "proxy war", "biolabs", "deep state", and "money laundering", as well as blowhard demagogues and media con artists openly praising Putin and his regime
- You use your multimillion-stong global audience to directly propagate the Ukrainian surrender to Russia's war of aggression and publicly ridicule Ukraine's calls for international defense aid in its war against one of the world's largest military powers
- You directly undermined U.S. aid to Ukraine and publicly called for "killing" a long-belated aid at the U.S. Congress despite Ukraine running critically low on air defense and munitions because you and your arrogant yes-men had decided that "Putin just can't lose"
And when the situation deteriorates, particularly due to months-long delays in the most essential and urgent defense aid, this shameless douche says "I did predict it" (while again completely ignoring the fact that POLITICO makes it perfectly clear that Ukraine is 'heading for defeat' due to the West's failure to send weapons to Kyiv).
No, Elmo, you did not 'predict' anything.
You precipitated this.
This war started with Ukrainians praising you as the free world's techno hero and naming streets after you.
Now you have degraded yourself to being one of Russia's key useful idiots amid the most terrible and the largest European war of aggression since Adolf Hitler.
Keep listening to the likes of Ian Miles Cheong and David Sacks and dive deeper into your delusions and absolute moral bankruptcy.
We in Ukriane have seen our share of smartasses giving us between 48 and 72 hours two years ago.
In this war, we've been through so many impossible things that you can't even imagine, let alone "predict".
We will overcome this too -- and will get the aid, will survive as an independent nation and a democracy, and will bring peace back to Europe by derailing Russian aggression.
(c) Illia Ponomarenko
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me inside my head: (standing on the pile of things i need to work on and rattling the bars of the cage and screaming)
me on the outside: (switching back and forth between firefox tabs as if there will magically be something more interesting this time, not actually percieving anything i'm looking at)
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(based on this post)
#look#even if we were doing coke NAKED in a nasty-ass bathroom#i would be less in danger of catching something gross than at a jgs party
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Round 3
Finn submission
Luke Skywalker submission
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Most Annoying Update Story Retcon
Funniest Setting-Breaking Bug
You Really Thought This (Movie/Show/Book/Whatever) Would Make A Good Game?
First To Be Devoured By The Content Farms
Best Character Who Accidentally Made It To The Final Product And It Shows
Worst RNG Item People Actually Paid Money To Win
Most Broken Gacha System
The Dark Game Awards. We have categories
Biggest day 1 patch
This probably could have been a movie
Proof that indie games aren't inherently more artistic
Most playable asset flip
Most gambling addicts created
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doing something of absolute vital importance
by which i mean ordering road trip snacks
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"The unit voted UNANIMOUSLY - with 100% participation - to authorize a strike if management does not reach a fair new contract before their current agreement expires this Friday, April 19."
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No fucking way LMFAO
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we've already eaten them all, lol
the one time I'm actually craving a nice soft oatmeal cookie and all anybody has in stock are those nasty rock-hard hockey puck ones.
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Dad has gotten to the point where it's become much harder to tell when he's being an asshole because he thinks he's funny and when he's genuinely forgetting things/not understanding how bizarre his leaps of logic sound to everyone else, which is provoking a lot more fights with Mama (and would be provoking more fights with me, but I'm still not allowed to get mad at him because because honor thy parents bullshit).
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Dating your enemy’s sibling
Fake amnesia
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Divorce of convenience
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
#sangyao#picked out the ones that are especially them#or that i've actually used in fic or concepts for them
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