Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

I think about Moghedian being alive and stuck in Seanchen as a damane often. The obvious answer to what she gets up to after tarmangedon is Vengeance, obviously. HOWEVER the far funnier alternative is Moghedian getting forcibly redeemed through the sheer power of Mat Cauthon’s charm and pretty smile. There’s only so long a person can spend in Mat’s presence before they unconsciously become willing to die for him and channelers are famously weak to that smile of his. Bonus points if Moghedian knows who Mat is and this starts with a looneytoons esque attempts on his life while he slowly erodes her will to kill him, all while blissfully unaware of the forsaken he’s befriending

all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!

grandma demeter is ready for war

Incredibly underrated Discworld twist:

When we’re introduced to Mr. Bent in Making Money and the story piles up the evidence for him secretly being a vampire but then it turns out he’s actually on the run from his past as a circus clown

ⓘ this user has been abandoned by god

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

“You wouldn’t download a general’s memories”

— Randland anti-piracy warning (via the-last-punbender)

STARGATE ATLANTIS || “Letters From Pegasus” 1.17

APHRODITE, Goddess of Love Hades (2020) vs. Hades 2 (TBA)

The one speedrun technique I've never seen anyone try is threatening the console with a firearm

i think eating one of these would fix my problems

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Enterprise S3E136 "Doctor's Orders" (2154)

One of those put the ship to sleep so we can pass through something but of course one crew member is unaffected...

Okay, two, Porthos and Phlox.

Of course he'd just run around naked.

And go crazy.

req'd by @ladyphlogiston

text: I vanished from reality

Granny Weatherwax and Sam Vimes wouldn’t get on at all, and they’d never admit why, but it’s because they’re too similar. They both have an internal morality more sturdy and unmovable than a mountain, they both know they contain the capacity for great evil, but keep themselves in line with self discipline the likes of which most people couldn’t dream of. They both know about the importance of choice, and of truth, and of autonomy. If either of them were able to look past their aversion to seeing their own reflection, and worked together, they’d be fucking unstoppable.

Something about two of the main Discworld series being focused on these intensely determined, stubbornly moral people just really means a lot to me. You’ve got Moist using his criminal mind to help people, and the wizards doing whatever wizards do, and Death showing kindness to people in their most vulnerable moments. And you’ve got these two, making the world a better place whether it likes it or not. It will get better, or else, they say. Or else you’ll have me to deal with.

Fun fact: tomorrow's 4/20 is a palindrome for Americans. Making it Palindrome Pot Day (4202024)

yeah its also my golden birthday #twenty #twentieth So first its my birthday and then second its that stuff too