If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY

My girlfriend is turning 32 soon… 

I’ve told her not to get her hopes up. “After all,” I say, “we’re only going to celebrate it for half a minute” when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out “This is your thirty-second birthday”

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

I think it’s pretty clear who the real winners were.

Happy International Women’s Day

hey, neil! my sister didnt realize that crowley and aziraphale were in love until the last episode and the scene where he confesses. then she asked me why you went "the gay route" what do i say to her? i love crowley and aziraphale a lot btw

You could perhaps suggest that she watches it all again, and it may make more sense to her.

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

Hilda by Duane Bryers

How dare—

The only two times we saw Crowley kissing something/someone was when he was losing them

If Aziraphale is willing to Fall to save Job's children, how much more is he willing to do for Crowley? *Deep breath* IF AZIRAPHALE IS WILLING TO FALL TO SAVE JOB'S CHILDREN, HOW MUCH MORE IS HE WILLING TO DO FOR CROWLEY? *DEEP BREATH* IF AZIIIIRAPHAAALE

writing be like

oh man i haven’t drawn with a smooth pen brush in FOREVER (usually use crayon/ pencil looking lines)

i post a lot of nice things and wanted to post a cute but mean thing this time :D

frog: keep scrolling, shitlord. yeah i cursed at you, what’re you gonna do about it? i’m just a fuckin’ frog :)

frog: ribbit ♡ 

Literally happened to me and I just pretended I did it on purpose.

As a fic author, sometimes I get comments on my writing along the lines of "Amazing foreshadowing" or "I loved the build-up" or "The descriptions of their feelings was great" or "I loved the atmosphere shift, it was amazing" etc.

Sometimes my reaction is "Yes! Yes, I did that, thank you so much for noticing, I'm so glad someone picked up on it!" but unfortunately, most of the time my reaction is "I... did? Uhm- Yeah, yes, that was totally on purpose, thank you."

First of all, it is very funny, but second of all, it's always fascinating to see the things your readers pick up that you didn't even mean to put down.

The silence was LOUD