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We asked, you answered! The poll is still live for a couple more days but we don't do retractions at The Swallow, so like this is just the way it is.
Upset by your ranking? Feel free to drop by our HQ and convince us why you deserve a higher one ;)
Hot goss is a campus-wide community effort. If you hear something before we do (unlikely), be sure to drop us a line or submit an article so we can share all the sordid details!!
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Join us for an exclusive interview with the woman on this issue’s cover, SWT’s very own Camilla Collins!
[fancast: Canadian tennis player Genie Bouchard]
For ease of reading, this interview has been transcribed under the cut.
Keep reading
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Chag urim sameach Wellies! If you missed #Chanukkegster, how does it feel to have missed out on the party of the decade???
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Can you please :-) move this to your own DMs :-) or make your own posts :-)
I heard Bittle buys his pies at Costco.
Hello dear Insider,
Everything makes so much sense now.
As always, we rely on insiders like yourself to keep us well informed. Hear anything juicy? See a good story? Let us know! We cannot pay freelance journalists at this time.
#but actually tho#i appreciate the rp blogs as an rp blog but i did not agree to be your launchpad here
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Hello! Don’t you think you have better things to do with your time than to be overly obsessed with your (rumored) previous boy toy’s new squeeze :-) and to comment on our journalistic integrity when you have none of your own :-)
I heard Bittle buys his pies at Costco.
Hello dear Insider,
Everything makes so much sense now.
As always, we rely on insiders like yourself to keep us well informed. Hear anything juicy? See a good story? Let us know! We cannot pay freelance journalists at this time.
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i heard that when the hockey guy in the basement was exapanding he buried into wellie's nesting place!! is that where he gets the cryptid eyes??
Hello dear Insider,
It certainly seems plausible! Let's dive into the theories:
As always, we rely on insiders like yourself to keep us well informed. Hear anything juicy? See a good story? Let us know! We cannot pay freelance journalists at this time.
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Wow what a shoutout! Thanks for highlighting our impeccable journalism :-)
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Unfortunately this is once again relevant. Stay safe out there Wellies!
one of my roommate's girlfriend's friends saw the ginger guy from the hockey team crawling out of the pond with yellow eyes?? but idk if she was just really high??
Hello dear Insider,
It has long been speculated that the Ginger Guy (AKA William Poindexter, AKA “Dex,” AKA “Wanted in Oklahoma for Undisclosed Reasons”) is a cryptid. Let’s go into the theories:
As always, we rely on insiders like yourself to keep us well informed. Hear anything juicy? See a good story? Let us know! We cannot pay freelance journalists at this time.
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We would never laugh about that!!! And neither will you once you see the proof.
you're laughing. i suggested that the ginger guy from the hockey team might be a cryptid and you're laughing.
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Got a nasty feeling we’re about to be banned from all future Haus kegsters ... sorry for speaking the truth. Lol.
[fancast: Vietnamese lifestyle vlogger Giang Ơi - instagram - youtube]
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The Samwell Art Department wants to extend a massive thank you to everyone who came out to the junior show last night!
(And an even more massive “sorry” on behalf of everyone whose eardrums were shattered by the “Sh*tty Knight got into Harvard” celebration.)
You can find more reviews here.
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Our sources say Founders is currently at Threat Level Midnight. Please seek alternate study arrangements.
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Thanks for joining us this Valentine’s Day weekend! Stay scandalous, Samwell ;)
#omgcheckplease#wellie the well#poor scott#fry guy#fry guy/wellie#sdfghjkl#the love issue#fluff pieces#'the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over & over and expecting a different result' false the definition of insanity is this
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If anyone from the hockey team is reading this, he said he forgot his water bottle under the cauch (he made us spell it like that) so please please please come bring it to him after his Shakespeare class.
[fancast - English model Reece King]
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So ... about last night.
#omgcheckplease#holsom#nurseydex#zimbits#shitty/lardo#ollie and wicks#the love issue#fluff pieces#soundbites
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Teachable moment: most of these horror story guys are on the hockey team. Before you go home with any of them at the Valentine’s Day kegster tonight, ask yourself “is he cute or is he just tall?”
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Someone had to say it :/
If you’re listed here and take someone new to Annie’s, Jerry’s, or Sweet Treat on Valentine’s Day, mention this list for the chance to get 15% off your meal!
#omgcheckplease#the love issue#samwell men’s hockey#jack zimmermann#camilla collins#march and april#justin oluransi#larissa duan#shitty knight#adam birkholtz#wellie the well#will poindexter#derek nurse#fluff pieces
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