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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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Have a bad day? Then look at this cat :)

#pets #cute #meme #funny #cats #funny cats

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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I'VE LEARNED TO MUCH

#meme #pets #funny #things that make me go hmm #what #im confused

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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So we are at this mall and first it's a outside mall so you know it's hot, and variety is very bad, 98% clothing stores which isn't bad it's just boring 7/10 Richmond, Short Pump, Virginia. Yes I'm rating malls deal with it

#virginia #mall #review #rating #Richmond

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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UNPOPULAR OPINION

I think moist or wet weather feels amazing what i mean by “wet” or “moist” is rainy on a cold spring day/night. it convays this feeling of wellness and safe spaces. When the world is hot and dry then rain comes and makes it calm and cold, that is when I am calm, that is where i feel safe, it feels amazing, and I love it.

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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Me: *goes outside for the first time in a week*

My brain: fine take the serotonin and get your ass back inside.

Me: :)

#serotonin #meme #introvert

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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for context at my house we have locks that are push and twist push the knob and twist the knob so now that you know this here's the story.

So I'm at my grandparents house for the week I haven't seen them since September and I go to use the bathroom and I go to lock the door and I try to use the push and twist method and I look at the lock and think "WTF" and then I do it the right way the twist the lock method and then I remember that we just have weird ass house.

#help #essay #meme

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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So I'm in the bathroom and I've been holding in the lemonade for like 2 hours so Im standing there for 45 seconds and this one guy turns to me and then muttered "damn"

NEVER BEFORE HAVE I BEEN SO HAVE I FELT SO GAY IN A NON GAY SITUATION

#panseuxal #meme #gaylife

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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I wanna go back to 2015 when I would just laugh at pootis, and watch stampylongnose, I gotta worry about what college, I gotta think what my first job's gonna be... I just wanna go back.....

#nostalgic #time travel #meme

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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Does anyone else's cat do this?

#cute #pets #funny

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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She emerges from the tortilla

#cats #cute #pets #meme

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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Me: *setting a alarm to 8:00 am* "alright so if I get up by then I won't be tired I'll be productive and I'll be more happy!"

Alarm: wake up sleepyhead!!!

Me: alright time to get up

Me: 2 minutes later

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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AITA here for playing some music at lunch time?

So I was making a salad and I was bored so I started playing some music at like 15% nice and quiet and my sister comes in the kitchen and says can you turn the music off and I was like sure 15 mins go by when Im eating my salad and listening to my music again she comes into the dining room and takes my phone away from me and hides it somewhere, so I look around for like 10 minutes and eventually I found it. She hid my phone behind a box at the back of our pantry. AITA here?

Just so you know reddit wasn't working so I went to tumblr instead.

#am i the asshole #meme

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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You know when you think about it sonic canonically is a smash bros fire emblem character

He has blue hair

Has a sword that's rly powerful

And I think that's it.

Pls tell me if I missed anything

#sonic #meme #video games

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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Look very closely...

#things that make you go hmmm #hol up

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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Story's that happened at target #1

So my family went to target to get a tv, and the whole time we're in the electronic section this guy that was crazy high, kept walking around picking up and putting down the same car charger, he also was screaming at nothing. The man was crazy high ofc I don't know what's like to be high so I don't know if this is normal...

#life in va #meme #story

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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Me in my mind: *ok all my chores are done and I'm done with all my school, time to dose off and take a nap*

My sister: you can't sleep before 5pm it's not healthy

Me: *when the fuck, where the fuck, why the fuck, and what the fuck is that rule.

#meme #why

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the-one-and-only-pan-jerboa · 3 years

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TF2 Fave Classes

1. Pyro

2. pyreavy

3. snipyro

4. spyro

5. engipyro

6. medipyro

7. demopyro

8. scopyro

9. soldpyro

#tf2 #pyro #meme

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