i need ichiban to stop lookin' at me with them big ol' eyes in infinite wealth
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TIL that there's an '80s movie where they portrayed Smilodon by sticking actual fake teeth onto actual live lions.
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When you’re unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
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idk who needs to hear this but put your fucking phone down while you're driving
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