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Pushing Daisies Masterpost
Season One
S1E1 Pie-lette S1E2 Dummy S1E3 The Fun In Funeral S1E4 Pigeon S1E5 Girth S1E6 Bitches S1E7 Smell Of Success S1E8 Bitter Sweets S1E9 Corpsicle
Season Two
S2E1 Bzzzzzzzzz! S2E2 Circus, Circus S2E3 Bad Habits S2E4 Frescorts S2E5 Dim Some Lose Some S2E6 Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic S2E7 Robbing Hood S2E8 Comfort Food S2E9 The Legend Of Merle McQuoddy S2E10 The Norwegians S2E11 Window Dressed to Kill S2E12 Water & Power S2E13 Kerplunk
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As a kid I watched “Beauty and the Beast” and I felt bad in the opening number because all the townspeople were calling Belle weird because she likes books and has an active imagination but in their defense a significant number of those townspeople watched Belle leave the library with a book and then immediately open it and start describing the plot to some nearby sheep
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Life advice from Gerard Way
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Okay everyone shits on JKR for naming Remus Lupin “Wolfy McWerewolf,” but no one takes Tolkien to task for the fact that Maedhros means “Hot Ginger,” Silmaril means “shiny glowing rock,” and that Celegorm named his dog “Dog.” 
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where are you from?
A little bit of everywhere, California, Texas, North Carolina, Arizona, Hawaii, Germany, I'm an army brat. But my mother's family is from Cali and my dad's is from North Carolina, which I currently am in
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The Little Mermaid 1989
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The Little Mermaid 1989
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do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain somewhere on ur body and wonder who the hell made a voodoo doll of u this time bc its getting old and im tired of dealing iwth it  god F;uckign damn it
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THE HORSE FUCKING SAVED THE DOG WITH A SLOW HEARTFELT COVER OF 500 MILES BY THE PROCLAIMERS PLAYING THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART  FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
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Stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and see this! Super Mario to a violin.
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Don’t drink and derive.
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Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 
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my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five
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Every day I thank the Gods for Nic Cage’s family obligations.
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