S1E1 Pie-lette
S1E2 Dummy
S1E3 The Fun In Funeral
S1E4 Pigeon
S1E5 Girth
S1E6 Bitches
S1E7 Smell Of Success
S1E8 Bitter Sweets
S1E9 Corpsicle
Season Two
S2E1 Bzzzzzzzzz!
S2E2 Circus, Circus
S2E3 Bad Habits
S2E4 Frescorts
S2E5 Dim Some Lose Some
S2E6 Oh Oh Oh… It’s Magic
S2E7 Robbing Hood
S2E8 Comfort Food
S2E9 The Legend Of Merle McQuoddy
S2E10 The Norwegians
S2E11 Window Dressed to Kill
S2E12 Water & Power
S2E13 Kerplunk
As a kid I watched “Beauty and the Beast” and I felt bad in the opening number because all the townspeople were calling Belle weird because she likes books and has an active imagination but in their defense a significant number of those townspeople watched Belle leave the library with a book and then immediately open it and start describing the plot to some nearby sheep
Okay everyone shits on JKR for naming Remus Lupin “Wolfy McWerewolf,” but no one takes Tolkien to task for the fact that Maedhros means “Hot Ginger,” Silmaril means “shiny glowing rock,” and that Celegorm named his dog “Dog.”
A little bit of everywhere, California, Texas, North Carolina, Arizona, Hawaii, Germany, I'm an army brat. But my mother's family is from Cali and my dad's is from North Carolina, which I currently am in
do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain somewhere on ur body and wonder who the hell made a voodoo doll of u this time bc its getting old and im tired of dealing iwth it god F;uckign damn it
Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five