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the-krakens-bitch · 1 month
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“We need more complex characters”
Bro you couldn’t even handle them
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the-krakens-bitch · 2 months
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That feeling when you see the most sensational edit that rewires your whole mind
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the-krakens-bitch · 2 months
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No wonder Vaggie hates men when Adam was literally the original design
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the-krakens-bitch · 2 months
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I haven’t heard anyone say it yet, so I guess that I will.
Charlie and Vaggie last battle outfits absolutely slayed (so did they to the exterminators)
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the-krakens-bitch · 3 months
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O my god…
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What the fuck type of hat is that
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the-krakens-bitch · 3 months
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This is a quick idea of who is least to most likely to be the one who dies at the end of the show.
Charlie: 6:
It won't be her.
Not only is she the protagonist, but she is one of the primary female characters in a show that is dominant in other male characters, and killing her, just reduces the key aspects of the narrative.
Angel: 5:
The fan favourite
Angel Dust is the character that also has a lot of emotional devices attached to them, and by killing them they would stunt his character development, including the triumph against Valentino and his relationship with Husk
I considered that his death may highlight him being redeemed, such as other characters seen within other narratives, however, with this episode, Angel's goodness and redemption were already displayed
Niffty: 4:
Not to sound mean, but out of everyone I kinda hope its Nifty
However, I know it won't, BECAUSE, of this reason.
Nifty has no strong attachment towards the audience and the other characters, such as Alastor and Angel Dust, thus her death won't entirely be that emotional and beneficial towards the overall narrative
The last 3 are the hardest:
Vaggie: 3:
I don't think that Vivziepop would kill off one of her most prominent female characters, especially one who is in a gay relationship with the protagonist (Is it burry the gays if they are already dead. Technically Charlie and Vaggie aren't even dead they are more like eternal beings or omens)
However, it would connect towards Vaggie's line in ‘Whatever it Takes’ (Absolute underrated bop) “I’ll be your armour”, the idea that Vaggie's foundation of her self-worth is from Charlie's satisfaction and happiness rather than herself.
This would cause emotional anguish in Charlie which would force her to evolve and grow in the proceeding seasons.
Husk: 2:
Before watching the show, especially episode 4, Husk had no direct attachment to any of the characters, thus having a similar effect with Niffty. However, with his and Angel's relationship development, he now has an emotional aspect that would convert his death being an impactful event.
I don't believe that they would do this, due to his and Angel's relationship not having a significant romantic event (yet) that would cause more determination to win the fight against Heaven (Loser Baby was amazing, but it wasn't the romantic pull entirely required)
I believe that If he did die, it would be similar to Vaggie, in the way that he was a sacrifice for another person, in his case Angel
This can be further through the series of Angel facing the world for the sake of the soul who truly believed in him, similar to the values that Husk presented in episode 6 at the bar.
Alastor: 1:
The most prominent character development displayed would be Alastor dying for the sake of Charlie and the Hotel, something that pilot him would be baffled by.
However (Here with another however) I don't think it would happen.
Alastor death would affect the other characters, especially Charlie, while the others, Husk and Niffty, wouldn't have the same melancholy compared to her.
But since he has such a deep and rich history, with theories connecting him to Lillith, I don't believe that they are gonna “Waste” him. (This idea/excuse is the weakest compared to the others, so I kinda do think it will be him)
Bonus:
The character that I completely believe would die is….
Sire Pentious!!
(Sorry to his fans)
My reasons are that he doesn't have any direct ties to anyone, such as Vaggie and Charlie, Charlie and Alastor, and Angel and Husk.
However, he is prominent enough for the audience and the characters to know him enough and can sense his development of becoming a better soul.
Compared to the pilot trying to destroy Cherry Bomb and to him trying to flirt with her. He is trying to become a better person, and the classic convention of him sacrificing himself for someone else would show how he has developed over the series.
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the-krakens-bitch · 3 months
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rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox, eye lift
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the-krakens-bitch · 3 months
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“Charlie should kill Valentino” “no Husk should” “No Angel should ruin him” what about Niffty?? Niffty would absolutely wreck him
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the-krakens-bitch · 3 months
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the-krakens-bitch · 3 months
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Rip Charlie you would have loved Fearless (Taylor’s version)
Rip Vaggie you would have loved “supernatural”
Rip Sir Pentious you would have loved “how to build a better boy”
Rip Alastor you would have loved Katy Perry “Dark horse”
Rip Nifty you would have loved “vampire diaries”
Rip Husk you would have loved man caves
Rip Angel dust you would have loved ‘murdered my rich husband’ type of robe
Rip Velvet you would have loved Tyra Banks
Rip Vox you would have loved “It’s over isn’t it” Olivia Rodrigo “Get him back!”
Rip Lucifer you would have loved “gues which chick [something] without permission?!” Trend on TikTok
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the-krakens-bitch · 3 months
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Vox: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
Alastor: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
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the-krakens-bitch · 4 months
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Todays one of the days were you feel like what comic sans looks like
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the-krakens-bitch · 4 months
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Random question, but why did Marina (and the diamonds) delete her instagrams??
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the-krakens-bitch · 5 months
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That time when someone left a not nice message on one of my post, and so I checked their account and found out they are a proshipper, so….
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the-krakens-bitch · 5 months
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She did nothing wrong!!
Bela Talbot was too iconic for supernatural, and they couldn’t handle her and that’s why they (disrespectfully) killed her off
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the-krakens-bitch · 5 months
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Bela Talbot was too iconic for supernatural, and they couldn’t handle her and that’s why they (disrespectfully) killed her off
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the-krakens-bitch · 6 months
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I just know that Stede is never going to beat the cartoon character allegations
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