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Call me biodegradable because I break down really easily.
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I wish I could just throw away my phone and live by myself in the forest but i need youtube to eat....
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I am not good at push-ups or sit-ups
however
I have mastered fuck-ups.
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Nobody on this planet has better posture than a 5'8 guy who is dating a girl who is also 5'8.
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#It is what it is
Gender is a scam made by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.
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Why do all people over the age of 40 have that phone case that opens like a book???
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I'm not merely a clown...
I'm the entire damn circus.
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Me 10 Stellas deep looking at myself in the mirror realizing I'm not sigma or based, but I am an asshole and extremely mentally ill.
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Sleeping is not enough I need to hibernate
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Gen z are so interesting like- they will respect your pronouns but not you as a person.
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I do not care what situation we in, I'm gonna tell a joke.
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Guys be 5'4 and singing "shawty a lil baddie" bro you are the shawty.
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Sometimes I fear that when I die thousands of memes would flash before my eyes instead of cherished memories of loved ones and my childhood.
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"All woman are the same" yeah they all don't want you.
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There's a difference between 'I didn't sleep well last night' tired, and 'life is exhausting me and I need a break' tired
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Do u ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren't talking??
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It's stupid when people say they cant find a partner, yet they ignore me. Its like saying you're hungry when there's a hot dog on the ground outside.
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