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That Crazy Australian
Just the totally normal adventures of an Australian trying to exist in a world gone crazy
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Breast Worship
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I think
I can feel
My
Heart
Breaking
Picking up
The pieces
I cut my hand
On the
Floor
Wondering
Why
Why
Why......?
Blood
Bleeding slowly
Onto the floor
Drip
Drip
Drip
Hand over the
Hole in my chest
Hole in my life
Hole where my heart
Used
To be
I am
Broken
I am
Unloved
Unlovable
Shattered
Alone
An empty room
Empty house
Empty
Once again
There is only
me
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Polynesian Wattled Honeyeater in pencil and ink, done for Draw a Bird Day this year.
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No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.
I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—
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I love how Stardew Valley stops you from giving you from giving people more than two gifts a week, because I like to think that it's the Farmer's weird sense of social etiquette talking.
Wanna give Jodi a single small egg then walk away without saying a word? Go head. Feel like reaching into your pocket, pulling out a fistful of tree sap, and slapping it in Lewis's hands? Be my guest. Entering without knocking? That's a must. But giving them more than two gifts a week? Hold your horses, buckaroo, do you want people to think you're some kind of weirdo? Wait until it's their birthday or you're married before you start engaging in freakish behavior like that.
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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junimo breakdancing
animated on stream !!
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im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails
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here's something stupid: the catcatfish
some quick facts:
they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.
they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.
their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.
they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.
the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.
they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!
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