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Detroit: Become Memes
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#source: twitter#detroit become human#dbh#dbh markus#dbh leo#leo manfred#meme edit#hi i'm back#and i put more effort into this than was really necessary
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Woman Begins To Regret Dating Someone Spontaneous
#source: the onion#detroit become human#dbh#kara ax400#ralph wr600#alice williams#dbh kara#dbh ralph#dbh alice
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(717):
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
#source: tfln#detroit become human#dbh#hank anderson#connor rk800#dbh hank#dbh connor#hank may not be onscreen but i assure you he's the one saying that
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(503):
... blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think I’m in Miami.
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Hospital.
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(835):
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitely bisexual now
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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Don’t worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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Entire Precinct Made Up Of Loose Cannons
#source: the onion#dertoit become human#dbh#gavin reed#hank anderson#connor rk800#rk900#amanda stern#dbh gavin#dbh hank#dbh connor#dbh nines#dbh amanda#dbh dpd
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we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don’t think he’ll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I’m still alive today.
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